Nah, you just get an honoury doctorate!
Ive got a job due to having 3 months holiday, and needing to gain back the 1.5k debt from my current account… I listen to call centre calls all day, and give them a grade… bit boring, but far better than some of my other jobs… Unfortunatly I have a temp of 101, but if i go off sick, I will lose the job, and end up doing something shit when I get better… So I am forcing myself to work until the weekend!