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I have the following at hand:
1. Stage blood capsules for, like, blood effects across the wall behind me. Sometimes I let it drip off my chair so it pools beneath, or maybe running down my arm so it gets into the keyboard.
2. A bucket of builders’ rubble from which I can sprinkle detritus over myself and the keyboard.
3. Pipe tobacco + pipe (duh!).
4. A foot-spa converted into a portable trench. This is where I keep my gaming boots and socks.
5. I also uninvented deodorant and changed my soap for something that stings.
6. Switched off the central-heating.More ideas?
-Fenix out.
Oh and you need some lice, lice were your trench pets!! (of course you may already have some…….) 😉
a rat chewing at your feet always goes down well and perhaps cover your mouse and keyboard in razorwire for that real shredded hand feel….you could always ask a considerate neighbour if he would be willing to take the odd shot at you from his window just to enhance that whole sniper victim experience. 😆
Write a letter to a loved one saying that you might not be home for Christmas and place it on a sand bag at the bottom of your stairs attached with any handy knife you have lying around. 😀
got any German neighbours ? Wait until the eve of Christmas then invite them into the middle of your road for a spontanious game of footie and a dubious exchange of pleasantries and rock hard biscuits with rat teeth marks in them.
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