Lady Gaga is one of those women at school who would have too much of a fringe and carry a teddy with her everywhere, even though she was 16. They loved people thinking they were weird as it validated their ‘kookiness’, as if proving they were individuals rather than ‘clones’ like the rest of us.
Should you ever meet Lady Gaga, your best bet would be to treat her as if she’s completely normal, and if your in the presence of John Major, pretend that he’s like some weird guy who’s bucking trends and living on the edge.
“Alright Gaga? We’re gonna grab something to eat at the local Harvester and then go to the disco at the Lambs Head, so you might want to wear something a bit more eye-catching and sparkly. No. You look lovely as is, but I’m just saying incase you wanna pull. Woah! It’s John Major! Jeeze that guy is totally out there! Just look at his shirt and tie! He just doesn’t care how others percieve him! What a visionary? Why you crying Gaga?”