Man Has $6,500 Love Doll Reincarnated

http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/28/real-love-doll-sidore-gets-reincarnated/

Was the non football story of the day on football365, who quoted their favourite paragraph:

‘Dave considers himself a “doll husband” and hasn’t dated a flesh-and-blood woman since he bought his Real Doll — a synthetic female with a skeletal frame, joints, and rubber sex organs – in July 2000. So imagine his sense of horror when, a few months ago, he noticed an 8-inch tear in her lower back, where her plastic hips connect to a spine. “She was literally bed-ridden,” he tells Asylum. “I couldn’t take her downstairs, and the sex was very limited.”

The full story’s worth a read too 😆