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    XDCiNSANE
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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780595/

    Deary me.. you’d think amazingly sexual cars and hot women would make a great film.. unfortunatly not.. this was nearly as bad as Starship Troopers 2.. it sucked cock bigtime.. the acting was absolutly abismal.. I cant tell you how toss this is.. its as if the film was just put together from other films.. one minute someones dead, the nextsecond.. the brother is at a random mates collecting weapons *And a huge stock of C4 to low a house up, remember this bit for my next paragraph* to seek revenge.. utter tripe!

    Ok C4.. “I want wnough to blow a house up!” and this fucking house is massive.. something you’d expect from someone with fast cars

    So this soldier who came back from Iraq.. goes to this house with the demolition of this huge house in his mind.. he arrives and starts setting his explosives at key points in order to blow the fuker up.. ok..little did he know but some girl *who is the only reason I kept watching* is there.. even though she’d just been involved in a 200kph crash and got concussion.. last I heard “She on her way to Hospital” .. next scene shes waking up in this blokes bed.. who won her in a race.. albeit shes in a lil silk nighty and knickers.. mmm mmmmm! Oh yeah back to the shite.. so yeah shes trying to escape and the bloke who is strategicaly placing C4 around the joint to blow it up see her in trouble and decides to help.. he kung fus some blokes and gets out to where a nice mazeratti is placed.. they jump in and drive off.. only to be persued by a Range Rover sport.. the chase is on.. there driving down a long driveway at speed.. she notices a big gate .. he says “Go through” so she floors it… next minute he’s taking a detonator out of his pocket… he presses a button and a near perfect square is blown in the gate.. yay they fly through.. but what of the Range Rover.. no problem, another flick of the switch and a lamp post on the side of the driveway comes down in the front of them.. OMFW.. did I just imagine that… he got enough explosives to blow the house up… and plants them on a fucking gate miles away from the house and a lampost about 5 yards away from the gate!!! WANK!!! This film went to cinema.. I’d have expected it to go straight to free downloads as I’d take these cunts to court for wasting nearly 2 hours of my life!

    now then after that Rant you’d probably expect a -10 out of 10.. but I’m going to give it 8 out of 10 for this reason alone…

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