I’ve had a few days off work and felt like reliving my youth, so I tried wanking 5 times in one hour and blacked out. Christ I’m old.
Anyway, another non-mastebatory way of getting back some of that good natured optimism that I’ve lost over the years was to download a couple of movies that I loved when I was a kid. These were ‘Starchaser: The Legend of Orin’ and ‘Ice Pirates’.
I remember them being ‘brill’, but time had changed that into ‘a good laugh’. Starchaser is an animated movie, much like He Man in appearance, but pretty good fun, especially if you’ve got kids and want to watch something with them. Ice Pirates is good too, if you can cope with extreme spandex usage, but is much funnier than I recall and has Ron Perlman as a short comedy sidekick (!?!?!?!?!!)