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I’ve got to agree with Vic on this one. Without exception I have found stick guns to be the most accurate weapon I’ve ever used, that’s taking into account paintball, BB, air rifles, shotguns and real guns.
I remember I had a stick gun with the magazine sticking out the side, like a sten gun. On one occassion I managed to shoot at least 20 German soldiers without reloading, whilst bracing the gun against my hip.
I also found the most effective noise to make as I fired at enemy troops (which varied from Germans to Argentinians, from robots to aliens) to be “Ah-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA” as I rapidly swayed the stick gun from side to side.
My grenades varied from stones to sticks, depending if I was using my own, or pulling them from the belts of fallen stormtroopers. On more than one occassion I ran up to an enemy tank and shoved a grenade in the barrel of the main gun, which made the whole tank blow up.
I’m pretty sure that’s what real warfare is like.
I had to laugh at the log bazooka, the bit where he pats him on the head to give the ‘all clear’ to fire 😆
It is an inspired little film, which I wish I’d thought about making. I like the bit when their hiding from ‘enemy guard dogs’. Brought back a lot of memories.
During WWII my friend Dave and I were part of the elite SAS BMX division. We partook in many dangerous missions that would involve us being parachuted behind enemy lines, whereby out tactical use of wheelies, bunny hops, skids and the occasional endo threw the Third Reich into disarray.
There were a few occassions where we had to jump over German Tiger tanks and drop grenades into the hatch (which was open), causing the tanks to explode.
Which is pretty much what happens in conventional warfare.
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