lol the farting.. I got me one of those Fart Machines about 3/4 xmuses ago.. I clamped it to the dinner table and fuck me did i have some fun.. my mum genuinly asked “Who’s that that keeps farting?.. Is it you?? .. I was fucking creased laughing as was everyone else.. only I knew what it was which made it even funnier.. oo the laughter