It will be a complete disaster. For starters it’s based on a twat bollocks coma inducing game that looks like a cartoon.
But it will be shit for a different reason:
Even the porno version of WoW was crap. Someone at “Legendary Pictures†should realise that if you can’t even make a watchable grumble flick out of toss like this then you’re knackered before you’ve started. Watching some Czech bird wearing spock ears performing Horatio on some bloke in a cape is a bit weird and doesn’t help you crash the yoghurt truck at all. Even midget porn has more going for it.
Given that WoW is primarily aimed at kids then the film is gonna be the same and their consequently even going to remove the hardcore sex from the mainstream version, and as tapped and wrong in the head you’d have to be to have fantasies about bumming an orc woman (and thinking back to a few of the monsters I’ve tonked I might have done this) it’s probably still a better way of spending your time than playing World of Warcraft anyway.