Xenophobia central!

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the

sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his

sister, “I’ve decided to be an England supporter and I would like this

for my birthday.” His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks

him round the head and says, “Go and talk to your mother.”

So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in

hand and finds his mother. “Mum?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be

an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The

mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and

says, “Go and talk to your father.”

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.

“Dad?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter and I

would like this shirt for my birthday.” The father is outraged and promptly

whacks his son around the head 4 times and says: “No son of mine is

ever going to be seen in THAT!”

About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading

towards home. The father turns to his son and says; “Son, I hope you’ve

learned something today?” The son says, “Yes dad I have.” “Good son, what is

it?”

The son replies, “I’ve only been an England supporter for an hour and

already I hate you German Bastards”