Mr.Fenix

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  • in reply to: Glasto Maddness #43101
    Mr.Fenix
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    It’ll keep the hippies and druids out.

    So it’s fucked.

    Glastonbury is one of my favourite weekend-break destinations. I go there several times a year but I’ve never been to the the festival. It seems every time I go there, something hilarious is happening. Once there was a Women conference and the place was crawling with Gaias and hags and about 1,000 chicks had themselves face-painted as fairies and wombs or whatever

    Warlocks for the win ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    in reply to: Welcome =XDC= Mouse101uk #42665
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    bienvenu, monsieur souris

    that’s french, muthafuckuz ๐Ÿ˜†

    in reply to: HO HO HO!!!! #42163
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    Hi folks, I didn’t get online long enough to wish it earlier, but I hope you’re all having a good time.

    Get pissed, destroy etc!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    in reply to: look what i found #41852
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    Enjoyed episode 1. Cheers for the link ๐Ÿ™‚

    in reply to: our finest export….. #41775
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    The second one’s surprisingly funny

    ๐Ÿ˜€

    in reply to: WII #41724
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    I love the idea of the boxing game. Add some foot detectors and network it and I’ll be online 6.30 every morning sparring in my gym.

    But the games I’ve seen are implemented in a really dumb way that visually repels me. I reckon those games will get old really quick.

    Perhaps I’ll buy one of the next generation of c******* which will come along in 2 or 3 years. Preferably, I’d be able to get remote controllers to stick on my PC.

    C******* are still the suck and you’re all ghey and all your kids are ghey and now I’m teh ghey just for being here 8) . So, that’s lovely, darlings.

    Tra la la

    in reply to: I need a Stethoscope. #41762
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    You can buy them in shops that sell work uniforms. I bought one for รƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยฃ16 a while ago and they had a lesser model for รƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยฃ8. Proper stuff.

    Haven’t got a clue wtf I was doing in that shop lol!

    in reply to: WII #41721
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    Here’s a review: it’s the Gay.

    I’m sure you’ll love it ๐Ÿ˜›

    in reply to: I am the Baddest Badboy on teh Interweb #41668
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    Hilarious. I knew there was something fishy about Max’s resuscitation methods. He dives on top of your still-warm corpse, you can feel the gun in his pocket pressing against your limp flesh. Consciousness fades and your last thought is one of medical ethics, a sense of betrayal

    Pharty is teh one three seven bee, right up there with Jimmy Saville.

    in reply to: Drop pods are ace! #41468
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    @Wipers wrote:

    I’m sure all this was in the Titan training video that was played when you first ran the game ๐Ÿ˜•

    The what training video? The Titan training what, you say? The wha’ wha’ video..? Oh, yes.

    training video = delete ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    in reply to: Drop pods are ace! #41463
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    bloody heck.. not rocket science.. or it is hehe

    anyhoos.. I just use the mouse and WSAD keys to steer me pod..

    its just like the jetpack in SW back in 1942 days.. without the Jet ๐Ÿ™‚

    I have no idea what you’re talking about ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ™

    @Mr.Fenix wrote:

    Yes, someone please please purleeeez define the controls that apply to pods. And don’t say “use J to go sideways” because I remapped all my keys out of the box and don’t know whatthe fuck J does on your setup!

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    in reply to: Drop pods are ace! #41460
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    If you go to where the titan gun consoles are, but instead of using them, drop down into the trench/corridor adjacent to them, there is a door or two that takes you into an ejector seat and it works like the seats in an APC.

    in reply to: Drop pods are ace! #41458
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    Yes, someone please please purleeeez define the controls that apply to pods. And don’t say “use J to go sideways” because I remapped all my keys out of the box and don’t know whatthe fuck J does on your setup!

    And thankyou ๐Ÿ™‚

    It was just a couple of days ago that it was explained to me that there were pod ejector doors on the titan decks… I’d never seen them before and couldn’t work out how ppl were podding over to the enemy titan.

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    in reply to: "Camping" Mobile Spawns #41379
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    You guys are so wise ๐Ÿ™‚

    Those spawn crates in nam were funny. They were really hard to kill so you’d end up with loads of guys surrounding it killing spawners who got in the way of the destruction.

    in reply to: The Films That Sucked So Much You Never Saw Them Though… #37041
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    I, Robot ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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