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October 26, 2006 at 8:27 pm #15186
XDCErratic-Space
ParticipantThought this might be amusing.
-Oi well at least it will be to me 😉So here’s mine:
Ghost Dad
6th Sense
Hostel
Zoolander
Unbreakable (fell asleep in the cinema but at least the ticket was free)(there’s a few more but that’s all I can think of right now)
October 26, 2006 at 9:31 pm #36998Dreamwalker
Participantvan helsing
October 26, 2006 at 9:54 pm #36999XDCiNSANE
ParticipantStarship Troopers 2!
October 26, 2006 at 10:24 pm #37000To0THBRU5H
ParticipantA lot of people think Zoolander is awesome
I personally thought it was a bit silly, with a few funny scenes here and there
October 26, 2006 at 11:23 pm #37001TurksMeister
ParticipantIts my mates fave film… I switched it off!
October 26, 2006 at 11:27 pm #37002Dreamwalker
Participantzoolander gives me the giggles. another one is pulse
October 27, 2006 at 5:53 am #37003XDCMADMAX
ParticipantThe Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou – you know, this shit film with Bill Murray in it, I tried and tried to slice my own wrists with the edge of the popcorn carton!
Oh, and the film with all the dykes going to some cave, getting eaten by these gollum look-a-likes! Totally over rated shite.
October 27, 2006 at 8:10 am #37004Lensman
Participant– Starship Troopers #1 – Biggest pile of old shit ever. Should have been called Beverly Hills 50190 In Space.
– Days of Thunder – Cocky short-arse crashes, shags nurse, has confidence crisis, wins race.
October 27, 2006 at 8:26 am #37005Wipers
Participant@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou – you know, this shit film with Bill Murray in it, I tried and tried to slice my own wrists with the edge of the popcorn carton!
Never seen so many people leave a film half way through. I stuck it out as I was a fan of Wes Andersons previous films but it was hard going.
Don’t think I have ever walked out of a film. I should have walked out of Love Actually which was dreadful.
October 27, 2006 at 9:48 am #37006TurksMeister
ParticipantAre you gay?!
Love actually has boobs in it…!
October 27, 2006 at 11:41 am #37007XDCiNSANE
ParticipantLOL!
oh sorry I miread the title of this post.. I’ve never walked out on a movie.. but I dont go and see shite at the cinema.. mine was based on DVD.. anyhoos I boredly stuck through ST:2 .. one film I did switch off through was a recent WW2 film I dont even remember the name of.. it was shite beyond belief!!
I’m sure I’ve posted about it somewhere! 😀
October 27, 2006 at 1:32 pm #37008Dreamwalker
Participantmy guess would be you are talking about pearl harbor with ben afleck and cuba gooding jr, that movie sucks bawlz
October 30, 2006 at 4:29 am #37009four-aces deluxe
ParticipantWhat’re you talking about? Starship Troopers is brilliant!!!
Beverly Hills in Space? yes it’s satire, taking the piss.
It’s by Paul Verhoeven, most of whose [American] films are either social satire or blatently taking the piss out of Hollywood (Starship Troopers, Robocop in the former bracket, Showgirls in the latter).
I watched it again 2 nights ago and loved it.November 30, 2006 at 9:38 pm #37010Mr.Fenix
ParticipantTroy is the worst film experience I had. Five minutes was too much for me. There are so many bad films out there but you can often find an excuse to watch it. Troy was just impossible.
The same thing happened with a graphical film recently. No idea what that was called but it was something about animals in an American zoo. A deranged donkey? Can’t remember, can’t care less.
I tried to enjoy Lord of the Rings until the moment when Aragon kissed his bird in Rivendell, at which point something died inside me. Something that Jar Jar Binks had already tried to kill in the first Star Wars prequel. Darth Maul with his glam rock make-up and impossible-to-use-without-cutting-your-own-arms-off double-ended light sabre. So ghey, so ghey 👿
November 30, 2006 at 10:47 pm #37011XDCSprog
Participanttwister (the tornado one)
fucking woeful !
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