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  • #15186
    XDCErratic-Space
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    Thought this might be amusing.
    -Oi well at least it will be to me 😉

    So here’s mine:
    Ghost Dad
    6th Sense
    Hostel
    Zoolander
    Unbreakable (fell asleep in the cinema but at least the ticket was free)

    (there’s a few more but that’s all I can think of right now)

    #36998
    Dreamwalker
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    van helsing

    #36999
    XDCiNSANE
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    Starship Troopers 2!

    #37000
    To0THBRU5H
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    A lot of people think Zoolander is awesome

    I personally thought it was a bit silly, with a few funny scenes here and there

    #37001
    TurksMeister
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    Its my mates fave film… I switched it off!

    #37002
    Dreamwalker
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    zoolander gives me the giggles. another one is pulse

    #37003
    XDCMADMAX
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    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou – you know, this shit film with Bill Murray in it, I tried and tried to slice my own wrists with the edge of the popcorn carton!

    Oh, and the film with all the dykes going to some cave, getting eaten by these gollum look-a-likes! Totally over rated shite.

    #37004
    Lensman
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    – Starship Troopers #1 – Biggest pile of old shit ever. Should have been called Beverly Hills 50190 In Space.

    – Days of Thunder – Cocky short-arse crashes, shags nurse, has confidence crisis, wins race.

    #37005
    Wipers
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou – you know, this shit film with Bill Murray in it, I tried and tried to slice my own wrists with the edge of the popcorn carton!

    Never seen so many people leave a film half way through. I stuck it out as I was a fan of Wes Andersons previous films but it was hard going.

    Don’t think I have ever walked out of a film. I should have walked out of Love Actually which was dreadful.

    #37006
    TurksMeister
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    Are you gay?!

    Love actually has boobs in it…!

    #37007
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    LOL!

    oh sorry I miread the title of this post.. I’ve never walked out on a movie.. but I dont go and see shite at the cinema.. mine was based on DVD.. anyhoos I boredly stuck through ST:2 .. one film I did switch off through was a recent WW2 film I dont even remember the name of.. it was shite beyond belief!!

    I’m sure I’ve posted about it somewhere! 😀

    #37008
    Dreamwalker
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    my guess would be you are talking about pearl harbor with ben afleck and cuba gooding jr, that movie sucks bawlz

    #37009
    four-aces deluxe
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    What’re you talking about? Starship Troopers is brilliant!!!
    Beverly Hills in Space? yes it’s satire, taking the piss.
    It’s by Paul Verhoeven, most of whose [American] films are either social satire or blatently taking the piss out of Hollywood (Starship Troopers, Robocop in the former bracket, Showgirls in the latter).
    I watched it again 2 nights ago and loved it.

    #37010
    Mr.Fenix
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    Troy is the worst film experience I had. Five minutes was too much for me. There are so many bad films out there but you can often find an excuse to watch it. Troy was just impossible.

    The same thing happened with a graphical film recently. No idea what that was called but it was something about animals in an American zoo. A deranged donkey? Can’t remember, can’t care less.

    I tried to enjoy Lord of the Rings until the moment when Aragon kissed his bird in Rivendell, at which point something died inside me. Something that Jar Jar Binks had already tried to kill in the first Star Wars prequel. Darth Maul with his glam rock make-up and impossible-to-use-without-cutting-your-own-arms-off double-ended light sabre. So ghey, so ghey 👿

    #37011
    XDCSprog
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    twister (the tornado one)

    fucking woeful !

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