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woot!!! party at turks everyone!!!!
Where ya moving too ? Still in London or getting the F**K outta here ?
i was using the -=TAW=- server which was running battle of britain 24/7….i think they may have another running all the maps but it’s been a while since i last played.
Hey doc, a great site thats often used nowadays is:
It has some funny videos on offer to view as well as informative and some not so informative topics covered.
If Island life gets too lonely, check out http://www.redtube.com or http://www.youporn.com, bound to find something there to pass an hour or 2 when it’s just you and the wilderness.
There’s a thing called a search engine, http://www.google.co.uk seems quite popular, it may have been in its infancy the last time you were online. Always useful to find other websites that cover topics you have an interest in.
Good luck with it, the internet can be fun!
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i spoke to wipers a few weeks back, managed to find him working for a company in Southampton. Told him about mugworth and that peeps were asking about him, he said he would pop by but sadly so far……nothing!! 🙁
As for spugs, i think he popped in recently, lectrix sometime last year. Haven’t seen itchy, mooky, milo, cannonfodder( i know he changed it but can’t remember what it is without searching) in the forums for a long time..not to mention scooby, morph!! The list goes on!!!
agree……..i thought TS was more how it used to be too……..funny banter and piss taking! we seemed to lose a lot of that with BF2/2142.
i just had a go in the rats server in readiness for tomorrow………all alone, flying around and still crashing!!!
I hope to get on tomorrow, will probably be in late from work but will be there at some point!
me, copy and paste ? cheeky git! I thought it wasn’t a bad idea myself 😯 vic seems to inspire me in bizarre ways 😉
“Cabradarie” hehe, i must share this “cabbie Mafia” theory with some of my colleagues. If you believe the media and our illustrious former mayor, they would say that we are indeed a white, sexist mafia who want to control and regulate who enters our industry. The truth ? it’s total bollocks!
now back on track with sick comments etc………
Patrick Swayze and Jade Goody will be doing panto this year!
Oh no they won’t!
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i’ll get my coat
cheeky barstewards!!!
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The case is currenty going through court and i hope if found guilty they lock the sick bastard up for life! Oh, and cut off his nuts.
the art is great but won’t the wallpaper adhesive pull most of the picture away when the paper is removed ?
What you really need to do to freak out any future house owners is this: befriend a down and out or perhaps bring an old tom back to your pad. In the case of the tom, have a jolly good ride on her and perhaps suggest a sex game that involved tying up etc. Accidently on purpose strangle her with her own torn tights and for good measure remove a limb or 2 for effect. In the case of the down and out, make him your best buddy for 24 hours, buying him all the food and drink he can take then as an act of kindness (remember you’ve taken him off the streets so you’re paying a huge debt to society as well as saving him from any future pain and discomfort), garrotte him with some cheese wire or electrical cord.
Now, the fun bit that will have the houseowners in hysterics. You build a false wall! It doesn’t have to be that deep, as doc will agree once decomposition sets in the body will shrink. I digress, build a false wall right across the length of the bedroom, not so obvious that they will immediately want to investigate but just enough to make it a point of discussion and a plan for a future investigation and possibly the first room to redecorate. Once the wall is built, you cafefully remove a number of bricks to reveal a small void behind the new wall and you gently, actually, they’re dead so it doesn’t matter! you put the corpse of the tom/tramp into the void, being sure to position any limbs; removed or otherwise, into humourous positions that makes the corpse look like they are dancing, smoking their leg or playing air guitar on the calf.
The reason for removing the bricks after the wall is built and not just putting the bodies there then walling over them is that it needs to be obvious to the future home owner that the bricks have been removed, it wouldn’t be fun if after all that hard work they didn’t notice the false wall and your little prank went undiscovered for many years. Think how Fred and Rose West felt when it took nearly 30 years to rumble their attempts at the same prank ? The joke was completely lost on the police as times had changed and apathy had set in.
