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  • in reply to: Humorous Quotes #62790
    stan
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    My mates dad helped write the Um-Bongo tune and designed the carton. LEGEND!

    in reply to: Bro knocked off bike today!! #62824
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    Shit ryzo glad you aren’t hurt, is the bike damage terminal.

    I ride a big chunk of M6 to get to work 2 days a week (the other three I’ve got to take the kid to nursery to contract more communicable diseases). I feel a lot more confident now I’ve got an exhaust just on the right side of legal. I t may no have helped in you situation but in general and certainly when filtering traffic loud cans save lives. Also if you do get knocked off you can cram the drivers face into back of the can and hit the throttle “Sorry mate I didn’t se………arrgghhh my beautiful sense of hearing!”

    It’s good advice to get back to riding as soon as you can, I dumped my bike doing the emergency stop on my test and had to get an ambulance brought put to me, my helmet was new so I tucked my head in and landed on my shoulder which fucking hurt but no major damage. Got out the ambulance and back on the bike, if I hadn’t I don;t think I would have ridden again. I also commited myself so fully to my next emergancy stop that I slid down the seat and clanged my rattlers on the tank. My Mrs fell off about 30 mins later and got another ambulance but she didn’t ride again for ages and only then round a car park.

    in reply to: Rowr! #62680
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    Gonna make a real effort to get on this weekend.

    in reply to: Rowr! #62676
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    ace, ta ryzo

    in reply to: Rowr! #62674
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    manged to get on there last night around 6.30 and I was all on my own 🙁

    what time does it get busy?

    in reply to: Rowr! #62669
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    Oh, and its your server too, you’re still XDC as i recall 😉

    Aw shucks, cheers egg 🙂

    in reply to: robocop? awesome! #62664
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    That’s just crying out to be hacked!

    “Now you will dance to my tune, and my tune is the crotch punch samba”

    in reply to: The (Blair) Zombie Diaries #57171
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    It’s been on my Lovefilm list for a while.

    All men should plan for Zombie invasion, or course I’m fucked ‘cos my garden borders a graveyard.

    in reply to: What makes you happy? #56835
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    The boy.
    Motorbikes.
    Climbing.
    My bumfuck neighbour shooting magpies whilst pissed in his back garden on fire.

    in reply to: Bike-riding genius or retard? #56734
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    just to add to the biker genius/retard debate, consider this situation your bike has just blown it’s starter relay and your at work. You have a decent toolkit but no replacement relay but you also have AA membership.

    What do you do?

    Here’s what I did:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT2YmIL2Wnc

    P.S Sorry for the shite camera work, the guy recording it has a BTEC in photography!

    in reply to: Bike-riding genius or retard? #56732
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    That’s easy Razz But the catch is you need something slippy under your boots otherwise they grip along the road and you also need something to jam the throttle open so it doesn’t automatically return to shut off the fuel.

    Like the choke 😉

    in reply to: Bike-riding genius or retard? #56729
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    I just watched the whole clip willing him to fall off. I’m just jealous ‘cos all I can do is little wheelies.

    in reply to: What Monitor? #56603
    stan
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    Possibly, maybe I’m just lillylivered.

    in reply to: What Monitor? #56601
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    I used one of these as my monitor for a while until I got round to wall mounting it and using it with my media PC:

    http://www.reviewcentre.com/reviews117013.html

    I found that FPS gaming on it made me want to honk unless I was sat reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaally far away, use the 19″ Dell TFT that came with the media centre PC instead now.

    in reply to: Hello losers #56436
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    Hey Munkee!

    I work at the Uni in Lancaster now!

    I live just outside Chorley mind ‘cos the mrs works in warrington.

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