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@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:

password????????????

server dont have one so you will have to pop on TS do get a n00b booted if we end up having a full server

@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

First off Doc, glad you got out of it you hairy haggis nosher.

A couple I could recount, but the mood would have to take me first.

Nearly got chomped by a lion and stomped by an elephant. Had 2 major car accidents (really major) and had a parachute retarded 500kg bomb hang up in the tree under which I had parked my Ratel and crew. Had a cunt called Havenga shoot my bushat off my head with a shotgun when he was “making it safe”. Couple of other army type wibbles I won’t get into here.

I was hunting lion on my buddy Rudi’s farm with Rudi and his Grandfather in South West Africa on the border with Botswana, the lions had been in amongst the cattle causing havoc, so when Rudi and I popped down on pass from the army his gran’paw asked us to give him a hand in rooting a few of them out. On one particular day we were following some lion spoor from a cow kill and were walking through thick shoulder-high grass. I heard a grunt and turned about, just in time to see this 78 year old man bring his rifle to his houlder and pop a lioness in the chops, she dropped less than 5 meters from us. If Rudi’s grandfather had not paused to rumage in his pipe and been turned towards the quarter she charged from, the lioness would have fucked us good and proper, she had looped back on her spoor and when we followed up the spoor she had been stalking us for the better part of 1 kilometer.

Yonks ago, when I was a youngster playing hide-an-seek with the gooks in a placed called Angolsh, we would not infrequently get revved by Cuban piloted Migs and Sukhois. The were crap shots and would bomb from high altitude because they were shit scared of our SAMs. They typically used to drop parachute retarded 500kg he jobs and we used to hunker down and watch them miss us by miles. However, one late afternoon this fucker callen Romano, who reckoned he was shit hot (he had his plane painted black) and always pushed home his attacks from much lower, decided to come and find us boers and give us a wakey. Anyhow, we used to monitor their frequencies and used to take cover and cammo up the vehicles when we heard them clearing for take-off at Menongue and on that day we did the same but the wank-sack must have spotted something and he unloaded a couple of his eggs right over us. The first went off with a bang that I felt more than heard, then no second bang. After they had buggered off we were dusting ourselves down when my gunner pointed up into the tree under which we had parked our Ratel. There was a great big fucking green painted cunt of a bomb stuck up there with the chute caught up in the canopy. I vomited as soon as I saw it. The fuckers are supposed to cook off just above the ground and project their nasty bits downwards, how the fuck that did not happen in this case I do not know, but believe me it was a hairy moment when we moved the Ratel out, hoping the fucker would not cook-off. That little business still wakes me up sometimes and I have to open a bottle of nerve tonic before I can get back to sleep.

On a happier note Romano saw his arse when he went back to Cuba, head got a bit to big so they trimmed it down.

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fucking hell…

grab a trial of activesmart, it the drive is enabled with self monitoring it will let you know its due to crap out. trouble is most dont know there fekked..

and your best bets finding where the drive is by removing the panels under the lappy, take it to maplins and ask for something the same physical size, you can have more space on the drive, so can go from a 20gb to 80gb, they should stock them anyway and be able to offer you something 🙂

i loaded the update and had a piss about, seems to play a bit better now..

that and i had forgot to put the maps back after reinstalling the server to 100 tick the other night ! doh ! ! !

maplist rotation has been updated, sorry lads 🙁

had a few admins saying there menu was tits up last night, also had a piss about and issued the read admins command it it worked again..

fook knows, anyway muggers you should have admin on our server now on the off chance its rat free when your on.