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@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
aye.. the incredible comic book character.. who’d have thought they’d have to CGI it.. dumbass! 😛
Not me…
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One can make numerous racial slurs without being a racist, I wasn’t being accusatory, that’s more like something a Welsh would do 😈
Pretty much agree with tess’ incoherent and drunken ramblings above. Great premise for a film and quite well executed but for a few things:
One is the idea that the FBI’s cyber-crime unit can find an internet wrongdoer, tap a few buttons on their keyboard and then look at each other saying “That’s another bad guy nailed” in a macho fashion and solver the woes of the interweb. With the film starting like that I was expecting a rather poor ‘isn’t the FBI fucking marvellous’ dick waving contest for the next hour and a half. I was pleasantly surprised when it became a lot more sensible and rather gripping.
The end is a total letdown too. After nearly a whole well thought out film they seem to have given the responsibility of writing the final scenes to a monkey with a crayon. That said, at least there was closure rather than the debacle that was the “end” of ‘Jumper’.Overall I give Untraceable:
rotten.com/10@XDC_Wolf wrote:
well we all know Vic has little balls, but no need to follow him around!
I don’t mind, it just makes my massive cock look even more massive 😀
@=XDC=Morgan wrote:
…and Billy Elliot chappy was in it too!!!!
Oh good lord, that’s who it was. We assumed he was a foreign because his accent seemed to be all over the place. Irish, Scottish, Cockney, Generic Northern, it was all in there.
Anyway, I have some comments to add to this thread, so here goes…
I am totally sick of lazy film makers using a particular technique, namely, If a person glances back at somebody else in an American classroom this means that before the end of the film they will definitely be having sex. I can only assume this is some sort of unwritten rule, but it’s just so lazy and cliched that it pisses me off every time.
Secondly, I’m pretty sure that when you are an extra in a film the one thing that they tell you is most important is “don’t look at the camera”. The bit in the bar after the Jumper guy gets the crap knocked out of him there’s this one girl to his right who steals the entire scene. She can’t keep still and blend into the background, she’s waving, bouncing about and glancing regularly right into the camera. Because of this I declare her to be the winner of the prestigious ‘Stupid Bitch Of The Film Award’. She can be found 8 minutes into this bit:
http://www.tudou.com/player/player.swf?iid=14790457Apart from the fact that it had no actual ending it wasn’t total shit.
I give Jumper: Gaping Wormhole/10@tess wrote:
Oooh, me and Morgan like the same things 😉
Then put on the ball-gag and get undressed 😈
