Jumper

Watched this last week on Dv…….. errrrr…. in the cinema………. yes thats right at the cimena………..

Anyway……. Yep liked it, agree with Tess about the ending and Billy Elliot chappy was in it too!!!!

7/10 😀

@tess wrote:

Oooh, me and Morgan like the same things 😉

Then put on the ball-gag and get undressed 😈

@=XDC=Morgan wrote:

…and Billy Elliot chappy was in it too!!!!

Oh good lord, that’s who it was. We assumed he was a foreign because his accent seemed to be all over the place. Irish, Scottish, Cockney, Generic Northern, it was all in there.

Anyway, I have some comments to add to this thread, so here goes…
I am totally sick of lazy film makers using a particular technique, namely, If a person glances back at somebody else in an American classroom this means that before the end of the film they will definitely be having sex. I can only assume this is some sort of unwritten rule, but it’s just so lazy and cliched that it pisses me off every time.
Secondly, I’m pretty sure that when you are an extra in a film the one thing that they tell you is most important is “don’t look at the camera”. The bit in the bar after the Jumper guy gets the crap knocked out of him there’s this one girl to his right who steals the entire scene. She can’t keep still and blend into the background, she’s waving, bouncing about and glancing regularly right into the camera. Because of this I declare her to be the winner of the prestigious ‘Stupid Bitch Of The Film Award’. She can be found 8 minutes into this bit:
http://www.tudou.com/player/player.swf?iid=14790457

Apart from the fact that it had no actual ending it wasn’t total shit.
I give Jumper: Gaping Wormhole/10

dozy bint obviously spent a lot of that shoot looking into camera. You can see she’s about to do it again when they cut away

BE stood out like a mile, shit actor, should stick to dancing!

all in all I agree twas a good film, poo ending as mentioned though.. which appears to be the norm in films these days.. whats all that about!

strole on The Hulk!

Cant be any worse than the shit around, plus it stars Edward Norton who wrote and directed it too, cant say I’ve seen a shit film with him in it!

Marvel FTW!

Firstly the bad stuff:

1) If you’ve got an ability to leap through rips in the fabric of the universe and appear somewhere else, give yourself a better name than a ‘Jumper’. On occasion I wear a jumper, so I wouldn’t think of naming myself after clothing that I wear. It’d be like Pharty calling himself ‘Peephole Bra’. Other (better names) than Jumper I can think of are Phaser, Warper and Whizzway Rider.

2) If you’re being pursued by mysterious and evil men, jump somewhere like Slough, rather than Rome. Who in their right mind would chase you to Slough? Rome would be a nice break, but Slough?

3) Don’t buy girls crap presents like snow globes, unless you want to risk drowning.

Now, the good stuff:

1) Samuel Jackson gives Anniken Skywalker a pretty good kicking, which is better than anything the Empire could manage.

2) Whoever wrote the film clearly knew what he’d do if he could jump anywhere (namely steal loads of money).

3) Great driving scene with a Mercedes leaping through Tokyo.

4) Mental chase scene that takes place ‘everywhere’.

5) Sharon Osbourne does NOT appear in this movie.

7/10