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@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
He gets Uber rich.. *Its about 50 Cent the Rapper* He was acctually shot in the face.. and survived to tell the story
hence why his face is all none smiley and jaw looks odd 😀
Hmm… I was hoping he might die 🙁
@sebgros wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
anyhoos who’s fat? I know I aint.. I’m buff.. think a young Sly Stalone minus ugly mug 😉
words… these are only words….. 🙄
Yeah! Besides, who cares about Stalones chinaware?
iNSANE that’s your version of what happened. Here’s the truth:
Forums okay, but lacking quips about marsupials.
Ogame Arrives
Neon Arrives
The higher lifeforms that are the Ogame XDC Alliance players improve the boards profile
Quips about Koalas begin
iNSANE attempts to prove that Ogame is for gays over 2500 posts
The Ogamers are proven to be all skillful, l33t and extremely hetrosexual
Neon makes a funny comment about Steve Jobs
iNSANE admits the error of his ways and the XDC Ogame Alliance forgive him
Site disappears
General consensus amongst Ogamers is that it was iNSANE’s fault and we should sacrifice him to our god
Site returns
Toothy bares his chest.
Although the site had slowed down considerably prior to it dissappearing, which I thought was attributed to somebody running a phishing scam from one of the servers. The slowdown happened at least two weeks before the crash.The guys who hacked us were some religious whackos who played Ogame though weren’t they?
I might check it out. I’m pleased that it’s an 0800# rather than an 0898, so that they don’t make money out of our curiosity.
BTW: Any idea what the book called ‘The Turning of the Screw’ is about?
I haven’t seen this film, but does he get rich or does he die trying?
The title of the film is very good though as it doesn’t give too much away, because of the quantifier ‘or’. Unlike ‘Armageddon’. Quick question: What’s armageddon? Well it means the end of the world. That’s right, the end of everything, the big one, judgement day, game over, goodnight. Does that happen in the film? Well let’s just say that the closing titles are of a wedding.
A wedding!!?!?!?!?!!!
So guess what the world DOESN’T end. The film should have been called ‘Armageddon or Not’. The world might end, it might not, meaning that you know your taking a risk when you buy the ticket to see the film. For love of god it’s like that cinematic retard ‘Free Willy’. Ooh the whale’s in captivity! Ooh will he manage to escape? Look at the name of the film ‘Free Willy’ the answers in the title you dullard.
If I was remaking ‘Free Willy’ I’d call it ‘Poached or Fried Willy’. Will he be poached or will he be fried? To be honest I DON’T CARE either way, just as long as that smug bastard gets his payback, laughing at me in the safety of his fishtank as he’s surrounded by all his friends. We’ll see how safe you are Willy when I dump crude oil in your aquarium. Splash! EAT THAT YOU AQUATIC COW! Oh what’s that Willy? You want me to throw some high voltage electric cables in the water as well? BZZZZZZT! AH HAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I saw that advert during the TV break. The GF says “what a stupid advert? Doesn’t tell what it’s for.”
But I suspected that it was something to do with the show, just by how ‘American’ the advert is. Of course last night we get to see a glimpse of the CEO…
@xdc the doc wrote:
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
The thing I never understood about the Omen was that if you were the devil (and very, very powerful) why would you have your son born a mortal human, when you could have made him a super-intelligent gorilla, with laser eyes and bullet proof skin? Who can fly.
I know it was a jokey type thingbut as the Son of God was mortal and the devil is less powerful than God, then it makes perfect sense.
So you saying god wasnt powerful enough to make Jesus a laser eyed super gorilla with bullet proof skin?
Burn! BURN THE HEATHEN!
Ha Haa! The balance of good vs evil is restored! If god wanted to make a flying, laser-eyed, bullet-proof Jesus ape, I’ll bet you he could easily. It took him less than a week to make the earth, so that would only take him a few minutes, and he’d probably do it whilst watching TV.
Maybe the one the devil made might be a bit shorter, but I’m sure that there’s a few old biffas out there who’d be up for some satan ape action, if he brought them a bag of chips, or a kebab.
The thing I never understood about the Omen was that if you were the devil (and very, very powerful) why would you have your son born a mortal human, when you could have made him a super-intelligent gorilla, with laser eyes and bullet proof skin? Who can fly.
I don’t know why Hollywood don’t just remake crap films that could have been much better, rather than remaking good films far worse?
@VicJameson wrote:
If ‘You’ve Been Framed’ had shown that sort of thing I might even have been able to put up with that fat bitch out of Emmerdale Farm. Skanky horse.
I’ll have to post my clip one day when a snowboard hits me in the chest as I’m filming.
I recommend that you replace the back seats and with a massive amp and speakers and then when you go to the shows crank it up to the max so it just goes:
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
That’s always a crowd pleaser.
Or if you can’t afford it, just lock T00thy in the boot and he can bang on it to the beat of some jungle, and it’ll sound very similar (until he suffocates).
@=XDC=Munkee wrote:
right……………………
so you like the taste of onions…………….
but you dont like onions…………….
fair enough
Exactly Munkee I noticed that too. It seemed like such an unlikely piece of information to share.
Now I’m not that lady from Murder She Wrote, but if I were I’m pretty sure that at the end of the episode, when I’m having to explain to the police how to do their jobs I’d say “… and that’s what he used the onion powder for Inspector.”
Luckily I’m not the lady from Murder She Wrote (because one of you would have been mysteriously murdered by now), but I’m going to make a note of it anyway, just in case…
