Get Rich or Die Trying

I haven’t seen this film, but does he get rich or does he die trying?

The title of the film is very good though as it doesn’t give too much away, because of the quantifier ‘or’. Unlike ‘Armageddon’. Quick question: What’s armageddon? Well it means the end of the world. That’s right, the end of everything, the big one, judgement day, game over, goodnight. Does that happen in the film? Well let’s just say that the closing titles are of a wedding.

A wedding!!?!?!?!?!!!

So guess what the world DOESN’T end. The film should have been called ‘Armageddon or Not’. The world might end, it might not, meaning that you know your taking a risk when you buy the ticket to see the film. For love of god it’s like that cinematic retard ‘Free Willy’. Ooh the whale’s in captivity! Ooh will he manage to escape? Look at the name of the film ‘Free Willy’ the answers in the title you dullard.

If I was remaking ‘Free Willy’ I’d call it ‘Poached or Fried Willy’. Will he be poached or will he be fried? To be honest I DON’T CARE either way, just as long as that smug bastard gets his payback, laughing at me in the safety of his fishtank as he’s surrounded by all his friends. We’ll see how safe you are Willy when I dump crude oil in your aquarium. Splash! EAT THAT YOU AQUATIC COW! Oh what’s that Willy? You want me to throw some high voltage electric cables in the water as well? BZZZZZZT! AH HAHAHAHAHA!

I don’t care how cool and rock hard he thinks he is. Any rap star who has to call themselves “28 pence” when they tour the UK loses all credibility.

LOL neon @ sick