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@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
I might if it’s the 16 player version. The 64 is too big IMHO.
Amen, 64 too little action. 16 player = intense firefights!
knowing hollywood it will probably be a remake with lots of gore and blood cause of course it can’t be a horror movie without that 🙄 just leave the original classic alone
The thing I never understood about the Omen was that if you were the devil (and very, very powerful) why would you have your son born a mortal human, when you could have made him a super-intelligent gorilla, with laser eyes and bullet proof skin? Who can fly.
I don’t know why Hollywood don’t just remake crap films that could have been much better, rather than remaking good films far worse?
The thing I never understood about the Omen was that if you were the devil (and very, very powerful) why would you have your son born a mortal human, when you could have made him a super-intelligent gorilla, with laser eyes and bullet proof skin? Who can fly.
I know it was a jokey type thingbut as the Son of God was mortal and the devil is less powerful than God, then it makes perfect sense.
He would also stand out in a crowd, which would be a bad thing if you are evil-incarnate trying to take over the world by stealth.
Also, the devil likes a little bit of lady action – can’t see him pulling much as a gorilla. Even King King didn’t get to shag that bird he had in his hand, and that was one fine looking ape.
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
The thing I never understood about the Omen was that if you were the devil (and very, very powerful) why would you have your son born a mortal human, when you could have made him a super-intelligent gorilla, with laser eyes and bullet proof skin? Who can fly.
I know it was a jokey type thingbut as the Son of God was mortal and the devil is less powerful than God, then it makes perfect sense.
So you saying god wasnt powerful enough to make Jesus a laser eyed super gorilla with bullet proof skin?
Burn! BURN THE HEATHEN!
@xdc the doc wrote:
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
The thing I never understood about the Omen was that if you were the devil (and very, very powerful) why would you have your son born a mortal human, when you could have made him a super-intelligent gorilla, with laser eyes and bullet proof skin? Who can fly.
I know it was a jokey type thingbut as the Son of God was mortal and the devil is less powerful than God, then it makes perfect sense.
So you saying god wasnt powerful enough to make Jesus a laser eyed super gorilla with bullet proof skin?
Burn! BURN THE HEATHEN!
Ha Haa! The balance of good vs evil is restored! If god wanted to make a flying, laser-eyed, bullet-proof Jesus ape, I’ll bet you he could easily. It took him less than a week to make the earth, so that would only take him a few minutes, and he’d probably do it whilst watching TV.
Maybe the one the devil made might be a bit shorter, but I’m sure that there’s a few old biffas out there who’d be up for some satan ape action, if he brought them a bag of chips, or a kebab.
oo omen film = ghey
Imaginary film of something called god versus devil.. now theres a fictional film in the making already.. lets do it.. O.. its already been done
🙁Damn you Hollywood BC and your storybook script!
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