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Yeah, I’ll replace Hampshire with Company Directors, the bastards. The bastards and their bloody company Porsche.
I’m not sure about Demi. There’s something ‘reanimated’ about her that I’m not quite sure about. Plus Bruce Willis would be turning up without any notice and probably just walking in on us doing the horizontal rhumba and say stuff like “Hi Demi. I need you to look at our kids school reports.”
That’d be a mood killer.
@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
What more can i say, just seen his latest post and would like to give him a good shake all right. By the throat for a good half hour.
LOL!
LGit’s a bit of an emotional blackmailer. He’ll slag you off THEN in the same post try and get sympathy, or say that you’re the only ‘tard in XDC and how everyone else is really nice.
I think that Doc’s right that he’s messed up and needs some kind of help. He’s like the kid in class who’s always misbehaving or doing stupid stuff just to get attention. He thrives off of this conflict he causes because it means he’s being noticed, which is what he wants.
If we ban him he’ll be back, and the power of his spazziness will have been increased. He’s done some stupid things in the past, as well as some completely fucking moronic stuff too, I’m all for ignoring him or treating him in the same way you do with a toddler; make occassionally interested sounds at whatever extremely dull thing that they’ve just done that they think is amazing.
It’s kind of sorted itself out. The dullard has somehow left eBay, so I think I get a credit on the sale for when I relist it. Still bloody annoying though.
Here’s some more of my favourite annoyances:
Feminists, particularly ‘gender feminists’ and the ones who say shit like ‘herstory’ rather than ‘history’.
Pop/Movie Stars who want us to either look after the environment or send more money to Africa.
People who say “maybe you can help?” when they find out you work in IT and then proceed to explain how their microwave, Korg organ, vacuum cleaner or blender doesn’t work properly.
That’s it Insane and Mouse, you’ve just made ‘the list’:
Neons Revenge list:
Lloyds TSB
Germaine Greer
‘Gripper’ Stepson
Atomic Kitten
Dudley Moore
Demi Moore
The Crankies
Hampshire
The Colour Mauve
Steven Brown
Wasps
=XDC=Insane
=XDC=Mouse101*BTW Sorry Mouse. Saw you were on last night too, but you left just as I was connecting to the server. Mic’s still not working, but I’ve got some time off next week so I’ll have another bash at the X-Fi*
@=XDC=Badger wrote:
Searching for your planet Neon? 😉
Well mine and LeGit’s planets.
It was a bit touch and go there for a while, but luckily thanks to some decent advice from Cap’n Chronic, Beer, Wolf, Spunker and SOIA Hello Kitty’s berserker rage has been quelled and she’s gone back to playing with a stick:
No wait. She just reread SOIA’s post and has decided to become a fucking goth:
Nice going. Now she won’t stop drinking red wine and listening to The Cure.
Anyway in light of the new advice I’ve decided against a telescope, and instead will probably get some big ‘ole bins. Something like a 12×50 or 15×70. I’ve got an old tripod I can use with a mounting bracket for stargazing and I can use them for spotting when I go shooting.
If I’m not bored of astronomy after the first 20 minutes at least my purchase won’t have been a waste and if I do like it I can always break into Beers house and nick his (looks like a good bit of kit BTW). I’ll have to check out some of that software that you guys mentioned, but I’m more interested in checking out the moon at the moment. I’d kind of hoped that I’d be living on it by the time I was 35, with the wife and some kids, and we’d have a big friendly robot called Ronnie, but those lazy fucking scientists have done sweet FA about that, so I have to live in Berkhamsted instead.
Snell, I’m not sure I could afford such a high class bit of optical equipment. At least I presume it’s really high class since you don’t have to keep putting 10p’s in the hubble space telescope.
@Mouse101 wrote:
Oh well on with the subject got to agree with SOIA get your self down the pub and check out some fit birds with Huge Jugs.
The wife’s currently a 32J 😉
And happy birthday Mouse!
That’s kind of what I thought Hippo. I used to have a Tasco scope on my old El Gamo Magnum, and that wasn’t bad at all. If I’m just looking at stars every now and then, rather than five times a week at 4.49am, then I doubt it’ll matter too much.
However, a lot of the sites I’ve visited trying to read up on this stuff say you need to spend £200 to get a decent telescope. I was thinking more in the region of £50 😉
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
I just play with myself.. alot
Yeah I saw that memo about it at work. I can’t believe the cleaners thought it was glue.
Nice choppage Johnny.
LOL!
😆 😆 😆
Ryzo has a point Turks. Just wait until her dad offers to show you his favourite warhead.
Cheers WET. I’ll get him to give it a try. He’s supposed to be upgrading to BT wireless broadband soon though, so might wait until after that to try out those changes.
Cheers again.
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
I often play 2142 in my pants!
And we’ve seen you play the Wii in pants and a bra!
As much as I enjoy laughing at LARP’ers, there’s a small part of my mind going “Mark you sad act. They might look like Joeys but at least they’re interracting with women who must be as kinky as fuck to dress up like cat girls from Manga, whereas you just sit in your room playing 2142 in your underpants.”
