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Blaady hell. Wipers is a Doctor, and a proper one too (we know that you can get medical doctorates in crackers).
I doubt Cowboy will be back, too busy firing real guns. What about 11th Signal? I bumped into him on 2142 about 18 months ago.
Doc, let’s just say that I make 11thSignal look as cool and calm as ‘The Fonze’ when I play 2142 (or indeed any competitive online game). I actually did have a previous neighbour come around to complain because he had guests and I was shouting “YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. DEFEND THE FUCKING FLAG! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!” Or something along those lines.
But our new neighbours both have young children and our walls here are even thinner. Best I avoid ‘going mental’. I really do miss it though.
Drinks down in Richmond would be ‘aces high’ (it’s a new ‘in phrase’ I’m hoping that will catch on. Please try and use it) as I live in Twickenham now. Actually I’m supposed to be doing face painting at a kids birthday party in Richmond this Saturday. something my wife ‘volunteered’ me for. I’ve also been ‘volunteered’ to help one of her friends move house. Normally ‘she’d walk into a door’ for daring to volunteer my free time for somebody else’s pleasure, but we’re expecting our first kid in September, so I guess it’ll have to wait.
He’s a cock anyhoos, you dont really miss him
Wrong! A recent survey I carried out showed that I am frequently missed by various people*
*Family members
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
LMAO!
but neon couldnt put the cat out, never mind a vampire!
Pfft! Somebody seems to be forgeting that giant razorback boar I brought down with smallarms fire:
But a worthy idea by SOIA. Those fucking go… vampires piss me off, ever since I failed to get off with a fit one I liked at college. The number of fucking awesome jokes and witticisms I wasted on her, and not even a chuckle. It was like my best man’s speech all over again.
Oh and I’ve done some proper research on vampires and there’s only 3 real way to make one pop its clogs. Forget garlic, holy water or sunlight, the only genuine ways to kill a vampire are:
1) Piercing the heart.
2) Decapitation.
3) Incineraton.So if you suspect that some emo kid might be a vampire, why not try one of those? If they do indeed shuffle off their mortal coil then you’ve just bagged a blood sucker, but if they don’t die then you’re probably in a lot of trouble and should leave the country.
For no apparent reason, here’s a list of the vampires I reckon I could have in a fight:
1) The little girl vampire from ‘Interview with a Vampire’.
2) The big fat blob of a vampire from ‘Blade’.
3) Alex Winter in Lost Boys.
4) ‘The Count’ from ‘Sesame Street’.
5) David Bowie.
Certainly was a good innings though, 111. If I live to be that age (which I doubt) I’ll pop my clogs in 2083, which’d be a bit mental.
Harry Patch must have seen a hell of a lot of change in his life, and whilst it is sad that he’s passed away at least there’s a lot of people paying their respects.
Quick question:
Is the Triumphant biker supposed to be Jeff Bridges?
Also, glad to see they’ve done away with all the spandex from the first one. There’s only so much of Bruce Boxleitner in a leotard that my brain can cope with.
Glad you’re okay Mouse, but don’t be peddling that WoW here. We know how it works:
At first it’s free, just so you can try it out. No harm there.
Fast forward 3 months and your playing WoW in your pants at 4am having quit work and sold everything to keep your account open.
I’ll stick to injecting heroine thank you, because I can quit that anytime I like 😉
*adjusts cravat and pours himself another glass of port*
Well I believe that the original voice of Mark from ‘Battle o’ t’ Planets’ was that of Casey Kaysem, who also did the voice of Scooby Doo. I think he’s like, 90 or something now.
And humourous sidekicks are only good if they’re actually funny, otherwise it’s like watching Jimmy Crankie for two hours. The best sidekick in the business is none other than Jack Burton from ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ only he doesn’t realise he’s the sidekick.
Aliens? Segregation? South Africa?
I’m 100% sure there will be NO underlying, heavy-handed messages in this film.
‘District 13’ was aces as well. The message in that film was that the scummy, thieving, French underclass have as much right to live as the rest of us, which we all know is wrong.
What nOm sez.
This ‘feels’ much more like the original OFP than Arma did. Also the mission editor functions like the OFP one as Arma had made some subtle but annoying changes. For my money, they’ve taken some good ideas from Arma: Queen’s Gambit and combined it with what made OFP good. However, the original game didn’t come into its own for years, until technology had caught up with the performance.
When I buy my next graphics card in 2011 I’m sure this game’ll be even more awesome, especially with all the extras it’ll have by then.
I know what you mean Insane. I remember enjoying ‘Operation: Flashpoint’ so much I watched the film ‘Buffalo Soldiers’, but it turned out to be shit.
But this looks like a good ‘un, My sister loves ‘Band of Brothers’ and I keep trying to get the wife to watch it, but she’d rather watch ‘Ugly Betty’.
There’s no tanks, parachute drops, evil Nazis or awesome shoot-outs in Ugly Betty, so I’ve no idea why women like it.
Pfft! Hippies. If hippies are so great why don’t they all own massive companies, drive huge cars and eat steak every night whilst having sex with page 3 models? They can stick that in their pipes and smoke it!
With regular tobacco, not some of their funky nonsense.
Here’s apparently one of the pics of the big mecha from Avatar:
And here it is in action in the computer game:
I think a V neck like that would be appropriate for a funeral.
Hell, I think anytime’s a good time for a top like that!
Damn! I should really start paying attention to what Insane says. This film was awesome. Okay, not everybody’s cup of tea, but I liked it ‘cos it was a very human story (the lawyer who wasn’t being an ass but thought they were mocking him, the kid was always crying and not acting ‘spunky’ and heroes who made mistakes and often ‘lost it’), it’s a situation where you start thinking “what would I do?” and a little, weird looking fellow gets to kick arse and not be type-cast as weird or little.
It’s also good ‘cos it doesn’t sell out at the end, and kept me guessing if nut job religious lady might be right. I’ll give it a nine, but only because a very similar thing happened to me a few years back, and I solved the problem with a big-fuck-off-great leaf blower (that’s right Thomas Jane, a leaf blower. Bet you feel pretty silly now eh?)
