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Cool. Although I wish more performers smoked whilst doing their acts. I’m sick to death of show-offs like David Copperfield lording it up on stage like they’ve got mystical powers. Smoke some tabs and keep it real. Preferably mumbling too, and pausing halfway through to sup some beer.
Well for some reason I feel the need to use your taxi to drive me to the BBC and gun down the producers of ‘Why Don’t You?’ You can watch that if you like.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
*note to self, never have a child, it makes you into a right girl*
Is it just me, or do ‘WoW’ and ‘Eve’ sound like a couple of ladies magazines?
I agree with SOIA.There’s far too much influence in our society that’s telling me… nay… forcing me to do things. Video games are just the tip of the iceberg.
How many of you watched ‘Why don’t you?’ as kids? Well I didn’t because it told me not to in the opening credits.
And that’s just the beginning of a catalog of disasters caused my my total inability to ignore suggestions made to me via the media. Only last week I caught a snippet of the Scissor Sisters ‘Take you mama out all night’ and took my mum out for an entire night in London, against her will. Dad called the police and I tried to have sex with a police marksman because I’d also heard some NWA. Then I heard some Iron Maiden, but luckily don’t have a daughter or know of any abattoirs.
The Sky+ boxes are a godsend to me as I don’t have to sit through all those suggestive adverts and waste my money on things that they tell me to buy, or cause me to injure myself, like those RedBull adverts.
So I think that removing every possible piece of information from the reaches of easily lead, gullible saps like me is a very good idea.
Unless you tell me it’s not.
Sadly I don’t think the meet up is going ahead Erratic. It’s hard trying to get folks to commit to it, especially as there’s so much travelling involved.
🙁
Shame, ‘cos the last one in London was a right good crack, from what I can remember. 😉
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Good show Mouse. Keep going, almost there. I will treat you to a slap up meal and decent booze when you show up in London
*cough* rohypnol *cough*
Be safe Mouse and we’ll see you soon.
When a certain actor… Mel Gibson (!!!!!!) heard that it was your birthday he felt moved enough to send you a personal message from the heart:
He seems like a nice bloke…
Remind me not to play airsoft around Mad “Headshot” Max, especially if he gats his hands on an AK74 or M16A2! It’ll be like Karki all over again.
McQueen and DMC are the daddies when it come the XDC airsoft contingent, but an old buddy of mine plays for a team called the Bushpigs. He strongly recommends this as a starter gun:
It’s £40 (plus an extortionate ammount of P&P), but you can combine postage if enough of you want one. I know it’s more Spec Ops, and not so Medic, but teh review on the page speak volumes. Plus, there’s loads of accessories for it (extra mags, sights, extended barrels etc)
Wolf, nothing gains respect like violence. It’s not something to be ashamed of using and will always prove that actions speak louder than words.
Go for the shins first, they won’t expect that, then move quickly inside their reach and try to elbow them on their two lowest ribs as many times as you have to until you hear them crack. The lowest two are the weakest so don’t bother with any of the others. By now your target should be a ‘bit under the weather’ and will normally drop like a sack of spuds, if not use your knees and elbows on either their damaged ribs of upper thighs until they do.
Regardless of what your argument was about your swift action will have proved you ‘right’ beyond any reasonable doubt. Any court in the country will tell you that.
“You have abandoned your vehicle. It will decay soon unless you return to it.”
Couldn’t they just stage the combat in Slough, then some chav could just steal any unused vehicles instead?
2142 on the Mac? Well I’m going to get that fucker working again on my PC, just so I can lay some smackdown on some Quark Express using Apple fanboy, particularly since Apple started their whole “I’m a Mac and I’m a PC” campaign.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Macs. I think that they’re a good piece of kit, look trendy and come in nice colours, a bit like those Smart cars. However, people who drive smart cars know when to shut the fuck up, unlike the majority of Mac users and Apple themselves:
“Somebody tripped over my powercord and sent me crashing to the ground”
“My powercord unplugs easily”
So just because some people do not possess the bare minimum IQ to do things like talk, breath or put things where people can’t trip over them Apple have built a machine around them? I’m sorry but if it’s reached the point where computer equipment has to be manufactured so that the lowest common denominators can type emails to Gary Bushell without killing themselves then it’s time to give up on the human race. Forget it. It’s over.
Can you imagine a future filled with nothing but Mac users, drinking whichever drink is currently in vogue, in whatever current drinking establishment is fashionable, giving trendy opinions about whatever’s the zeitgeist of the hour. You wanna see what the future’s going to be like if everyone buys Macs, well here you go:
Everyone sitting around, discussing what they read in the Guardian and drinking something they read about in Time Out. Well here’s what the future’s going to be if we all buy PC’s:
Girls.
Bikinis.
Guns.
I didn’t say it was going to be a better future. Just that there would be more girls, bikinis and guns.
