XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: LEFT 4 DEAD 2 #72677
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Some nice touches (non-matching pistols) and what looks like better weapon variety, but it seems to be set in sunny California along with Crockett from Miami Vice. Also isn’t it just a patch? I mean L4D is great, but I’d like to see improvements to the original first or extra features in the next one (how about the option for 6 players co-op?)

    in reply to: things video games will never get right #72755
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I saw that over at Cracked.com

    Very true and quite amusing to boot.

    in reply to: Battlefield 1943 #70772
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @To0THBRU5H wrote:

    Hmm some of that gameplay looks wank but about bloody time with the no points being allocated for kills in the enemy uncaps.

    I noticed that too young To0thy. Hopefully that’ll stop base rapers.

    Looks pretty good though, but at my age and with my temperament I’ll have to avoid playing it for fear of having a heart attack.

    in reply to: Back Again #72705
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Pfft!

    Personal trainer? That’s the laziest job going. You just sit around telling fat people to run around the block and do some press ups. You might also suggest they eat less chips. Here’s a personal trainer who didn’t practice what he preaches (well sort of):

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25170255-36398,00.html

    Don’t copy him Steve!

    in reply to: Pair questions. #72708
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Insane, you’ve not read the questions properly:

    In what bank it is possible to take the loan 10000 $ on a floor of year?

    Meaning in which bank do you need to lay down a deposit in the form of flooring to borrow $100000 for a year?

    In answer, no banks to my knowledge accept flooring as a viable deposit.

    Where it is better to go to have a rest this summer?

    In answer, I’d recommend a bed or possibly a sofa. Sofas can double as a bed and will still allow you to watch TV.

    What machine is better for buying for 20000 $.

    A bit of a vague question, but a valid one none-the-less. Say you were given $20000 to buy a machine, which one would it be? Well the simple answer would be to go into Comet and do the following:

    Vavovu: “Hello! Require I machine totaling $20000!”

    Comet Employee: “What?”

    Vavovu: “$20000 machine. Knowing person help I rest.”

    Comet Employee: “What?”

    Vavovu (more forcefully): “$20000 machine. I demand you now!”

    Comet Employee: “Mr Henderson…?”

    Vavovu (Angrily): “20000! You mama machine rest I!”

    Mr Henderson: “What appears to be the problem here?”

    Vavovu (Furiously): “Machine flooring! Which bank? 20000! Up you fudge tunnel!”

    Mr Henderson: “Wait a minute… You’re just a spambot. Now fuck off out of my shop.”

    in reply to: Operation Flashpoint 2 #68427
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Looks okay’ish. Personally I’d like to see a mode where you get to play as a TA soldier. It won’t be any different than the normal mode except you go on and on and on about being in the fucking TA when you’re in the pub between missions, even when the conversation has nothing to do with the army.

    Normal person: “Thinking about buying a new fridge. Mine’s started to go wrong.”

    TA member: “When I was on maneuvers last weekend, oh I’m in the TA by the way, I had to use an old fridge for cover.”

    Other normal person: “Get one of those SMEG fridges, they look pretty cool. Kind of retro.”

    TA member: “A fridge couldn’t protect you against a jimpy though, that’s a General Purpose Machine Gun. I’ve fired one of those. I’m in the TA by the way.”

    Normal person: “Nah. I’m going to IKEA. The wife reckons we should get a new kitchen.”

    TA Member: “I’m glad I’m not married. Last weekend I got drunk and had sex with a sailor. I’m in the TA by the way.”

    in reply to: Back Again #72703
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    ‘Ave it Max!

    What’s your new business BTW? Do you have any requirement for lazy employees because I can be very lazy if you want me to be. Hell, I might even be too lazy to finish writing this re

    in reply to: Hey… I remember this place… #72417
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Hey Queeks!

    The missus misses you too 😉 😉

    Turks gasped:

    Been?

    Sorry, I meant bean. I’m really into vegetarian health food these days…

    in reply to: Rap is for Massive Gheyers #72626
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    *Shakes fist*

    Why T00thbrush you little…!

    in reply to: Rap is for Massive Gheyers #72624
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Hmm… What’s wrong with my code?

    in reply to: Merlin #69664
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’m sorry but this show isn’t very realistic. If he could do magic Merlin would be rich and married to a gorgeous beauty, in the exact same way as Paul Daniels. I once saw Paul Daniels make a whole car vanish, but on several occasions where this could have saved the day Merlin completely failed to do this and then say “And that’s magic!”

    Also Merlin goes and asks a dragon for help, but the dragon never gives straight answers (like talking to a drunk, although John Hurt does the dragon’s voice so I guess it’s kind of accurate), but Paul Daniels would just read the dragon’s mind ( I’ve seen him do it on TV), and then say “not a lot!”

    To be honest if I were making a show like Merlin I’d have brought in a proper magician like Paul Daniels of The Great Suprendo in an advisory capacity to make sure it was more realistic.

    in reply to: Noa & Mira Awad on ESC 2009! #72371
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    This is one of my favorite threads!

    Tadalfil, dovonex, all the greats!

    in reply to: When Comic Books Were Innocent #72383
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    WANK!

    That’s a noise I always associate with getting a shield in the face.

    in reply to: Hey… I remember this place… #72419
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Signal, I’ve become a veritable monk of peace and tranquility. Unless some little fucker starts giving me grief on Left 4 Dead when HE’S the one acting like a ‘tard….

    And relax…

    Good to see a lot of familiar old names appearing here, as well as somebody called TurksMeister…?

    in reply to: 3 rather lully timelaps videos of the milky way galaxy #72393
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Awesome.

    I was in Cornwall last year and the skies are so dark you can clearly see the milky way (although not as clear as in that vid).

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