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Well, it could be worse Turks, you could be Gary Glitter and send your PC in for a service…
MWAHAHAHAAA
How about a bastardised version of the Ulysses 31 soundtrack:
Second best TV show in history
“XDC! XDC-EE! Soaring through all the galaxie-ees!”
In fact, Wolf was a shoe in for a job last year that Max gave to a complete muppet. But we did not think of it at the time.
If you still need somebody to give Wolf a good shoe’ing, then I know a couple of former bouncers who’d do it for a few quid.
Bizarrely, I’ve actually done most of those roles during my IT lifespan (which is now a decade 😥 ), except maybe the packaging stuff. I’ll drop you a CV Sean, but I’d be looking for full-time stuff really. At least you’ll have it on record.
Here’s a little coat of arms I stumbled across and thought would be ideal for Pharty, after a little photochop…
Listening to (as always) Lemon Jelly and Apollo 440 on our belated wedding gift; an Ipod Nano! Also got the Moljinor Mix of the Halo theme tune going around inside my head.
Come on arty farty musicy types!
This sounds like a love child twixt Johnny and Sean.
I started drawing a coat of arms for XDC early last year, but it looked a bit queer, so I stopped. We discussed a slogan to go with it too. The one that stuck in my mind was:
XDC: Putting the I back into team
I am also extremely musically talented, so I’ve written a theme tune for us in record time:
XDC
Easy as…
123
Or simple as…
Do re mi
XDC, 123, baby, you and me girl!
XDC
Easy as…
123
Or simple as…
Do re mi
XDC, 123, baby, you and me!I’m thinking it’ll work best as a kind of motown/pop number performed by six singers, preferably all related, one of whom will change colour as he gets older.
WET, you are indeed a hearty soul and I would very much like to vote you into power as the new chairperson (not chairman. Don’t want to upset any bits o’skirt) of entertainment software giant Electronic Arts.
In fact, consider it done. You are now the chairman of EA.
Storm into the boardroom immediately and start busting some heads.
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
you fecker pharty! Now go find me a ventrillo plugin for me g15 keyboard.
Jebus but you lot are thick. The G15 has a Ventrilo plug-in as standatrd, check the Logitech web site ffs. Its under Drivers/Downloads/Keyboards/G15
Like the missus says to me “Its not hard you know” 😕
Max. Own up. Were you trying to stuff a brillo pad into one of the USB ports?
@Mr.Fenix wrote:
Bye bye We’ll never forget you, NylonSumo
D’oh! Why I oughta…!
*Shakes fist*
Although a better misinterpretation would be FreonRonin, this is because of… Oh what’s the point? Come on paper! Cut damn you etc.
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Sorry all, I have farked everything up on the Voice Comms stuff.
Hopefullly this will be sorted soon.
😳 😳 😳 😳
This issue has totally and completely ruined my life. It’s like I have been plunged into a deep, dank pool of eternal darkness. I’m not sure I can ever forgive you for what has happened Pharty, that’s how monumentally serious what has happened is. Here is a graph to illustrate the sheer magniture of what has occured:
Proven by science.@nOm wrote:
her cloths do get burnt off in ep 17..not enough though
Bah! If only it was a BBC show I could write to the BBC and complain (being sure to include equations to prove how that would happen). Obviously I’d overlook people flying, but the clothing thing has become a big issue for me. I want accuracy gosh darn it*
*And complete nudity.
Happy Birthday N0m. I quickly rustled up a cake for you with my excellent baking skillz. Here you go:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Ok then if writer of hero series would notice that (as should Lois Lane notice that Superman is infact Clarke Kent with fucking glasses).. then gheyest writer ever of wank program should have made the twat diving in a swimming pool notice the largest sea creature ever ever discovered which was basically about 20 football pitches in length in a piss stained swimming pool in London!
oh yeah not to mention his wife.. I wish my clothes looked like hers after being away 8 fooking years!
Insane, don’t do this! Don’t defend Torchwood! It’s like trying to defend a fort made of Weetabix. It can’t be defended! And don’t try and defend the writer of Hero’s. The cheeleader’s clothes should have come right off, and we should have seen everything. Same with the single mum. All of her clothes should have fallen off too, for some reason.
Taking a note out of Wolf’s book I decided to post your comments about Primeval on a paleontology discussion board. They are all doctors and professors, so they know what they’re talking about. Here’s what they had to say:
@Dr Carmichael wrote:
Your friend is partly correct. A Dakosaurus would be hard to hide in a swimming pool, although it was effectively a pissy coloured predator, which might have made it harder to see in a typical London swimming pool. Also the beast would vary in size, but no creature has ever been recorded at ‘the size of 20 football pitches’.
@Dr Paul McGunnell wrote:
Travelling back to a prehistoric time (as the wife of the hero did in this show) would actually mean existing before certain concepts were created. For example, her clothes would look like new since the theories behind stains and clothes ‘wearing out’ wouldn’t come into effect until several million years later. I find that part of the show perfectly plausible.
@Dr Hans Zarkov wrote:
A nubile, young cheerleader running into a burning train would have immediately had all the clothes burned off her perky, tanned body. No question. We’d have seen everything. That’s a scientific fact.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
utter garbage
1/10 for Passing the time on a Satdee neet
You sir are a bungling buffoon!
This prog ain’t anything special, but it’s enjoyable. Unlike Torchwood, which is basically ‘Press Gang’ but with aliens, the female equivalent of Jimmy Tarbuck and people saying stuff like “You can’t love her, she’s a machine!” Plus there’s always some hokey batty action, normally bloke on bloke!
Stop standing on the fence Magicker! You know I’m 100% correct!
I’m sure that Primeval’s different to Hero’s (Heroes FFS) though. If the moron who wrote Hero’s understood how clothing burns and that cheerleader’s clothes had vaporised and then she had to run through the water from a fireman’s hose in slow motion, her young, firm body bouncing with each step and… Oh god… My eyesight… my eysyeddc is faioopled im blkubs kiuhadien
