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OK Im a bit bored so here we go………
Guess the title and artist who sang these opening lyrics………………
“Let me take your hands, Im shaking like milk.
Turning, turning blue all over the ceiling and the floor……………..”Go on have a go, its a bit of fun….. Will give clues if needed!! 😀 😀 😀
Take That versus GheySonglyrics.com??
My turn…
Jump Jump
You should know, you should know that ahhh
Kris Kross is not having anything today
As we stand there totally krossed out
We commence to make youJump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump JumpDon’t try to compare us to another bad little fad
I’m the Mac and I’m bad give you something that you never had
I’ll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I’ll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump
How high? Real high
Cause I’m just so fly
A young loveable, hugable type of guy
And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
I come stompin’ with somethi’ to keep you jumpin
R&B abd bullcrap is what I’m dumpin’
And ain’t something about Kris Kross we all that
So when they ask to the rocks they believe thatJump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump JumpI let myself knockin’ knockin’
I love it when a girl is play jockin’ jockin’
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Ya you know me
I got you jumpin’ an’ pumpin’ an’ movin’ all around G
In the mix I make ya take a step back
They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you’ll be sportin’ the gear that’s coincidental
And like you knowit so don’t be claiming that it’s mentalTwo lil’ kids with a flow you ain’t ever heard
And none faking you can understyand every word
As you listen to my cool school melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-PJump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump JumpNow, the formalities of this and that
Is that Kris Kross ain’t comin’ off wack
And for all ya’ll sucks that don’t know
Check it outSome of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t Go Go
Cause I’m the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I’m the miggida miggida miggida Mac DaddyI make you wanna
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Believe datMiggida miggida miggida Mac
Guess the title and artist who sang these opening lyrics………………
“Let me take your hands, Im shaking like milk.
Turning, turning blue all over the ceiling and the floor……………..”Easy peasy 😛
Let’s go to Bed
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The Cure@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Jump Jump
You should know, you should know that ahhh
Kris Kross is not having anything today
As we stand there totally krossed out
We commence to make youJump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump JumpDon’t try to compare us to another bad little fad
I’m the Mac and I’m bad give you something that you never had
I’ll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I’ll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump
How high? Real high
Cause I’m just so fly
A young loveable, hugable type of guy
And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
I come stompin’ with somethi’ to keep you jumpin
R&B abd bullcrap is what I’m dumpin’
And ain’t something about Kris Kross we all that
So when they ask to the rocks they believe thatJump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump JumpI let myself knockin’ knockin’
I love it when a girl is play jockin’ jockin’
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Ya you know me
I got you jumpin’ an’ pumpin’ an’ movin’ all around G
In the mix I make ya take a step back
They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you’ll be sportin’ the gear that’s coincidental
And like you knowit so don’t be claiming that it’s mentalTwo lil’ kids with a flow you ain’t ever heard
And none faking you can understyand every word
As you listen to my cool school melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-PJump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump JumpNow, the formalities of this and that
Is that Kris Kross ain’t comin’ off wack
And for all ya’ll sucks that don’t know
Check it outSome of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t Go Go
Cause I’m the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I’m the miggida miggida miggida Mac DaddyI make you wanna
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Believe datIt’s not “Sit Down” by James is it?
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
A few years ago I chose to live my life based on these lyrics, and so far it’s not done me wrong. Although in hindsight I should have chosen a slightly more robust lifepath, rather than putting my trust in a pair on teenagers who can’t dress properly or in fact speak properly.
Word.
FYI:
Here’s how Kris Kross used to dress:
I worked out the basic fundamentals of how to use clothes when I was 8.
yes they used to put there troosers on back to front and half way down their ass. mmm styleeee 🙄
And I recognised them Robert Smith Lyrics too Morgan without Googling although I couldnt remember the song.heres a new one.
Let’s get ready to rumble
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
Let’s get let’s get let’s get)
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
straight up proven
We can get you groovin’
This track’s boomin’
It ain’t know hype
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Sit back cracker jack
Don’t take no flack
Rhymn in time
To the rhythm of the track
I’m Ant
I’m Declan
A duo
A twosome
So many lyrics
We’re frightened to use them
So many lyrics
We’ll keep them in stores
We’ve enen got them
Co! ! min’ out of our pores
Your Father
Your Mother
Your Sister
Your Brother
Everyone’s gotta be an AKA lover
Give us the motivation
We can cause a sensation
Give us the aspiration
We can cause a sensation
Give us girls top speed
Cause the girls stampead
Stylin’ smilin’ everybody butt-whilin’
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Partners in crime
We’ll never do time
A sentance for us
Has to end in a rhymn
Raw and pure like sushi
Don’t try to do me
Use me or even try to sue me
We lay down the law
We’re quick on the draw
We played it
We made it
The rest don’t score
No jokes No messin’
We teach you a lesson
A state of confusion
To keep you all guessin’
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Bustin’ the mic
Slammin’ it jammin’ it
Do what you like
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s g! ! et ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Bustin’ the mic
Slammin’ it jammin’ it
Do what you like
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!
[repeat to fade]:
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
😛@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
heres a new one.
Let’s get ready to rumble
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
Let’s get let’s get let’s get)
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
straight up proven
We can get you groovin’
This track’s boomin’
It ain’t know hype
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Sit back cracker jack
Don’t take no flack
Rhymn in time
To the rhythm of the track
I’m Ant
I’m Declan
A duo
A twosome
So many lyrics
We’re frightened to use them
So many lyrics
We’ll keep them in stores
We’ve enen got them
Co! ! min’ out of our pores
Your Father
Your Mother
Your Sister
Your Brother
Everyone’s gotta be an AKA lover
Give us the motivation
We can cause a sensation
Give us the aspiration
We can cause a sensation
Give us girls top speed
Cause the girls stampead
Stylin’ smilin’ everybody butt-whilin’
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Partners in crime
We’ll never do time
A sentance for us
Has to end in a rhymn
Raw and pure like sushi
Don’t try to do me
Use me or even try to sue me
We lay down the law
We’re quick on the draw
We played it
We made it
The rest don’t score
No jokes No messin’
We teach you a lesson
A state of confusion
To keep you all guessin’
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Bustin’ the mic
Slammin’ it jammin’ it
Do what you like
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s g! ! et ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Bustin’ the mic
Slammin’ it jammin’ it
Do what you like
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to rumble)
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!
[repeat to fade]:
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Let’s get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let’s get ready to rumbleIs it “Imagine” by John Lennon?
@sickofitall wrote:
Is it “Imagine” by John Lennon?
Im sorry but your wrong. You missed the obvious clue
Your Father
Your Mother
Your Sister
Your Brother
Everyone’s gotta be an AKA loverOK so he changed the spelling to be up with the kids
Ah right, once you gave me the clue it was easy – it has to be “I saw an X ray of a girl passing gas” by the Butthole Surfers.
That must mean it’s my turn:
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Well I find it’s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’Well, faster than you can say, “shallow grave”,
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin’ my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’,
’cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.”
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
‘Course, it’s hard to hide a hard-on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl.Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Well I find it’s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’So, Bambi’s goin’ on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, “Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy-tum?”
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I’m parkin’ the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin’ me to buy baby formula.Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Well I find it’s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N’ Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin’ through the latest issue of “Throb”,
when I saw Bambi starin’ at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin’ seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
Well I find it’s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’To make it fair DON’T read the chorus at all until you’ve guessed it or it’ll give it away. Cheers.
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