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  • in reply to: The Watchmen #71479
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Doc that Watchmen cartoon looks ace! Especially with dog lover Rorsach!

    There was a great Simpsons episode with Alan Moore and the ‘Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation’.

    I also agree with Doc’s review. If you’ve read the comic it makes a lot more sense, but if you’ve spent too much time in the gym then your steroid addled brain would be unable to cope with it.

    in reply to: x men origins wolverine #71878
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    I liked it but I felt that there were far too many shots of Hugh Jackman naked or topless. When will women learn that we men aren’t just hunks of meat to lust over? We have feelings and shit like that too.

    I agree with Insane, a Deadpool movie would be awesome, but only if he keeps talking to the audience like in the comics.

    in reply to: Star Trek #72330
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    Was very good. Kirk got to cop off with a green bird with red hair.

    in reply to: How to hide your pr0n folder #72428
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    My pr0n is hidden in a folder called ‘Naked Pharty’. Nobody ever opens that up.

    in reply to: Hey… I remember this place… #72413
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    Well I’ve not had much of a chance to observe the stars in Twickenham, as it’s got too much light polution. I occassionally sit out in a deckchair with some bins and a glass of Jim Beam as I watch for comets, but it’s not as good as the countryside.

    Good to see that the XDC stalwarts are still here though and with Wolf and Insane already being rude, it’s like I’ve never been away! But Insane’s correct that I thought XDC might have disbanded.

    I guess I’ll have to go and have a been with WET and Turks now though *sigh*. So coming back and posting here isn’t all good.

    😉

    in reply to: Hey… I remember this place… #72400
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    Yeah. I’ve been a bit crap. Busy moving and getting my life in order, as well as now covering two different sites for work. Doesn’t give me as much time as I used to for posting my usual nonsense.

    How are things with you Spunker?

    in reply to: Hey… I remember this place… #72399
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    in reply to: Lehman Brothers company closure #69240
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @VicJameson wrote:

    @tess wrote:

    Vic!!!!

    It’s not me 😕

    Yeah, that looked like Max and Pharty, but I’m sure they work for someone else 😕

    in reply to: Shopping for the perfect husband #69190
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    My wife said she stopped on the first floor and I was in a bargain bin.

    🙁

    in reply to: Gremlins invade other movies #69098
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    A very splendid effort (part of a portfolio for a job maybe?)

    Although I’d like to know where he found the time and the money to do it all!

    in reply to: Lorraine Kelly (NSFW) #69055
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    What is it with XDC recently? It’s like people are reaching into my nightmares and pulling out some of gods most hideous creations. First it was those fecking camel spiders, and now this! I mean, Kelly’s bad enough clothed…? 😯

    Having said that, I still would.

    And that shark’s just wrong as well.

    in reply to: dont watch whilst having your tea! #68932
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Oh great!

    Camel Spiders in the UK!

    ‘He saw a huge spider and screamed to his sister, Cassie. They tried to put a pint glass over it but the spider was too big. They poked it with a coat hanger and it bit the hanger. The dog came in, jumped on the bed and barked at it. The spider hissed and Bella went running out whimpering.’

    in reply to: new baby.. onway #68967
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    only mac i want is one of these……..

    nice rig btw Andy………. 😀

    I might be able to help you there WET. A mate of mine from Reading converts these from deactivated to fully working. I’ll give him a shout for you if you like, although he’s not been picking up his phone lately… 😕 😉

    in reply to: new baby.. onway #68962
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    New PC’s?

    Pah! You should all go out and buy Apple Macs. That’s right I said Apple Mac’s. Why? Because Apple Mac’s are much better than PC’s, and the people who use them just seem cooler. Just look at these guys below:

    Just ask anybody who owns a Mac which is better, a Mac or a PC and they’ll tell you it’s a Mac. Then ask then which file system their Mac uses and they’ll tell you they don’t need a cabinet to put their files in, and if you persist they’ll probably say that they don’t know what you’re talking about and try to change the subject saying the Mac is better for graphics or something. Then they’ll admit to reading the Guardian and start harping on about how good a director David Fincher is, even though you point out he completely fucked up Alien 3 and (btw) what’s so fucking good about Mac’s anyway, considering only retards seem to use them? Then they’ll ask you to leave and you’ll refuse, saying something like ‘maybe you’d better make me’, folding your arms and squaring up to them in an aggressive manner. But then they’ll call the police and you’ll wait around acting cool until you think you hear a car approaching and then sprint off down the street in case it’s the cops.

    In summary: Mac

    in reply to: pwned #68950
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    😆 😆 😆

    As my mum used to say:

    “Stop showing off!”

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