Shopping for the perfect husband !!
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a
Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or
may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
Thats nice, she thinks, but I want more.
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are extremely good
looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are drop-dead Good Looking and
help With Housework.
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
On This floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opened a New Wives
Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love s*x.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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