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@Ronathon wrote:
No wait mine’s better!!!
Pod out of the APC, clip the underside of the titan and as I plummet back to earth I go through a friendly gunship, thats killing titan guns, tking the two occupants. As I hit the ground with my pod I get run over by a passing buggy 😥
Ooh! Damn you Ronathon! I’m not even the best at being the crapiest! 😡
BTW. I bet you had a few ‘choice words’ when your pod shenanigans happened 😉
@Deicist wrote:
Podded out of the titan, took out a transport chopper with my pod on the way down, landed right behind a tank and nailed the vent with my Pilum. 4 kills in about 5 seconds. Then I got killed. By someone with a pistol probably 🙁
Pah! That’s rubbish! I podded out of an APC into the bottom of the titan, then hit the ground and got runover by the APC I’d just left.
No wait…
Yours was good mine was rubbish 😡
Believe it or not, it is!
A 1979 Filipino movie filmed on a zero budget in Tagalog, and dubbed into English? Can it be worth watching? Absolutely.
It’s about a small secret agent named 00 – really small – a dwarf about 3 feet tall, named Weng Weng. Now, I haven’t consulted the Guinness records people, but I think it’s a fair guess that he’s the shortest secret agent of all time, unless you count Tom Cruise in those Mission Impossible films.
I’ve got to answer my own post with some more clips. Check out the dojo fight scene, it’s awsome!!!!!!
The Impossible Kid – Main titles “I love you Weng Weng!”
The Impossible Kid – Dojo Fight Scene Best martial arts fight scene EVER
The Impossible Kid – Love Scene Watch out ladies! He takes his top off!
The Impossible Kid – Story, Exposition and stuff Meh. I lost interest at this point.
To be honest, if you see a walker just stitting around, you’ve got to grab it before one of the opposition does. And once you’re in it, you’re in it until death. There’s nothing more annoying that when somebody doesn’t follow the first rule of ‘tank club’ and the enemy end up with two walkers instead of 1!
Same goes for tanks and APC’s (depending on the map). Belgrade can be a real bitch if you’ve got no armour support and the enemy are kicking your ass with the APC.
Just ask Max 😉
The Pilum does, quite frankly, rock! Best unlock gun I’ve used so far, so if anyone else is in two minds as what to get, look no further.
I reckon I might go recon for my next unlock, but only because I’ve not really done much sniping yet, and I used to enjoy that in BF2. I’m hoping that the scope unlock will improve my chances of hitting as thus far I’m pretty crap with the rifles.
HatBatNetWhat
LOL!
@sickofitall wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
If I’d have been in that studio, I’d have given him a good kicking too (not because of his girlfriend stealing antics, but because I reckon I could take him).
As long as you told everyone “Beating up that midget made me feel like a big man!” you’d be okay. But let’s be honest, we’d all love to fight a midget – you could just kick his face off.
Everyone I fight makes me feel like a ‘Big Man’, be they pensioners, toddlers, Stephen Hawking or in fact any of the carefully selected groups I pick fights with. Obviously Hawking was a bit of a risk, but if you surprise him and knock him out of his chair he’s as soft as shite. Leave him in his chair and it’s a world of pain.
“That-is-it-Neon. You-are-my-bitch-now. Who-has-the-most-skillz? Say-it-bitch. Say-“Dr-Hawking-has-the-most-skillz”. Now-give-me-your-dinner-money.” etc.
@TurksMeister wrote:
One of the best aspects of being on the XDC server, is shouting KNIFE FIGHT over TS when you come accross (not in a sexual way!) a fellow XDCer on the opposite team – and then admidst all the fighting and death, you hop around like a loon trying to stick the other.
Well in all fairness Silphy, Turks shouts KNIFE FIGHT and then we all empty our magazines into his twitching, polygonal body. The motto of the story is:
“Never take a knife to a gunfight, unless your ‘knife’ is of the German, 7.62 gas operated, roller-delayed blowback variety, with a 20 round staggered column magazine. But in that case it’d be an H&K G3, and not a knife.”
Although sPUNKer (SirPunk) and I did instigate a server wide knife fight when playing a few weeks back, which a nice chap called Noxxeer, when it turned out there was six of us vs him. Them’s my kinda odds.
That made me cry with laughter, which probably means I’m going to hell.
Poor Josh didn’t seem to be able to stand up without having something to pull himself up with, but he could move like lightning on all fours (in a creepy, face-hugger-from-Aliens kind of way), so the fight was very one-sided.
However, Josh quite rightly got what was coming to him. A thorough whooping! What was he thinking, stealing another midgets midget? If I’d have been in that studio, I’d have given him a good kicking too (not because of his girlfriend stealing antics, but because I reckon I could take him). Although I nearly choked on my own tongue when he snarled “Come on! Get down here!” and the ‘big’ bloke belly flopped him.
However, it was exploitative TV and the producers should be ashamed of themselves. Now anyone who sees that will think midgets are just a bunch of aggressive yobs, rather than the cute little Santa’s helpers, or goofy extras in Snow White.
Nice find Insane.
@Ronathon wrote:
Spice it up with some 16 and 64 player sized maps too?
Some of the BF2 maps in 16 player mode where nice little frantic fights in with 32v32.
Yeah. I used to like of BF2 when we’d play the 16 player sized map for Kubra Dam or Gulf of Oman. Lot’s of quick action without too much running around. Huzzah!
I wouldn’t mine Pharty commanding as much as he does, but do any of you get issued ‘bend over’ or ‘chase me’ orders?
Silphy quite rightly said:
hi Warrant Officer NeonSamurai Sir!
T’was nice being wasted by you too, sir.That’s the attitude we want around here; People calling me ‘sir’ or ‘Warrant Officer NeonSamurai’ or possibly ‘My Lord’. Well done Silphy, hopefully the rest of XDC will soon follow your excellent example.
Apparently, Rocky is going to fight Bin Laden in this one, to make ammends for helping him in Rambo III.
Hi Silphy, saw you on the server last night (and I think you wasted me a few times too). Last night was a little unusual, since throughout the early evening, one of the teams was heavily laden with XDC, versus the other team with either Fluffy, Ronathon or Max on it.
It’s nice if we can get other folks to team up too, but often what happens is that some XDC’er makes a team and then we all leap into that one and go from there. But it’s nice when we start to see more regulars on the server, partivularly guys who get involved and play like a team. Afterall, that’s what stops this game being “BF2142: Team Deathmatch”.
