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Following on from that quite frankly degrading piece of filth, which Insane posted, I stumbled on this whilst surfing for dwarf porn and thought I’d post it here to bring some respect back to ‘small people’.
Basically, I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but this is the best film ever made. Known overseas as ‘The Impossible Kid’, here’s a trailer for the US re-release FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY.
I only hope that I’ve helped heal some of the pain that Insane has unleashed by posting this.
OMG…the fighting is awesome!! 😀
I’m going to watch the springer one again though, just to rebalance my world…
Nice find
I’ve got to answer my own post with some more clips. Check out the dojo fight scene, it’s awsome!!!!!!
The Impossible Kid – Main titles “I love you Weng Weng!”
The Impossible Kid – Dojo Fight Scene Best martial arts fight scene EVER
The Impossible Kid – Love Scene Watch out ladies! He takes his top off!
The Impossible Kid – Story, Exposition and stuff Meh. I lost interest at this point.
Believe it or not, it is!
A 1979 Filipino movie filmed on a zero budget in Tagalog, and dubbed into English? Can it be worth watching? Absolutely.
It’s about a small secret agent named 00 – really small – a dwarf about 3 feet tall, named Weng Weng. Now, I haven’t consulted the Guinness records people, but I think it’s a fair guess that he’s the shortest secret agent of all time, unless you count Tom Cruise in those Mission Impossible films.
Have to have a look from home. Do midget love scenes get blocked by my work browser? Hmm best not check as ‘Sacked for looking at midget intimacy’ would out rank my previous best ‘Sacked for typing ”Twinkle, twinkle little star on an electronic folder”
@tess wrote:
Erratic, you can’t just say that and then not explain! What happened?
Well quite straight forward really (I have the letter saying why I was sacked framed). 1 1/2 months into the role they finally gave us some work. No more twister and snap playing for us, no, no! But the work was some of the worst data entry I’ve ever had to deal with. It was at this point I realised I could type looking behind me with my eyes shut to boot! All very good so far.
So I type, ‘Twinkle, twinkle little star’ and press enter.
Me ‘Oh yeah how do you take notes off btw?’
Colleague ‘You can’t’
Me ‘Ah sh*zer’And then the next day they sacked my ass.
Good ol’ Merchants.
I did however crack up about 2 months ago as the guy who sits behind me worked there too. Turns out they use my case as an example to the new starters and things to be warned about. Mint I thought! The legend that is Space lives on :))
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