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@To0THBRU5H wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
If you have never hunted, just shut the fuck up.
Does sniping crows and squirrels in my back garden count as hunting 😆
Jesus. I thought the wildlife in Kenya was dangerous, but the one’s in T00thy’s garden have got fucking guns!
“That’s it T00thy. A little to the left…”
@To0THBRU5H wrote:
@Erratic-Space wrote:
Didn’t know you could crouch walk past them.
Now that you’ve enlightened me with that, I’ve only been killed by one claymore because I forgot to crouch, nice little bit of info! thanks 😆
Three times yesterday I got killed by a claymore that I’d already spotted, because as I was crouched and moving slowly past it some brainiac on my team either ran up behind me or decided that I needed more ammo and threw a crate at me 😡
Crouching may stop YOU from setting it off, but it won’t stop your silly team members.
Nut fetish? Pah! It is you gentlemen who have the nut fetish, not I.
To illustrate my point, here is a stat-padder being dealt harsh punishment by the Chairman on EA Games, who for some reason is dressed as a ninja turtle:
SOIA vs Neon
“Take that Neon!”“Ooh me jewels!”
“Attack from behind will you?”“Aw christ! Me plums!”
“My steel fist shall settle your wrath!”“Mercy! I beg you! I think one’s burst!”
“You are an honorable opponent.”“There goes the other one!”
“A cobra stikes from the ground!”“Jesus! Please stop! Me and the wife are trying for a family!”
“Sometimes it is best to vary the attack.”“Oh thank god!”
“Surprise!”“They’re in my throat!”
Too be honest it doesn’t really bother me. A few of the guys who I’ve knifed are ‘tards who used the cheats. I guess that’s why they were so easy to knife because they don’t know the first thing about how to play the game. Sure they might be highly ranked, but they’re crap players. Here’s a little story to illustrate my point.
When I was a younger man, I used to do Ju Jitsu, but only got as high as green belt, although I did the martial art for about 4 years. This was at a club in Berkhamsted, although there was another one in Watford. The two sensei’s who ran these clubs knew each other and were in constant competition with one another. The one who owned Watford would constantly tell our sensei about how many brown and blue belts they had at his club, and how our club was full of low ranked belts. My sensei didn’t mind, in fact he used to tell us that he wasn’t going to let us rush through the grading.
“I’d rather have a dojo full of excellent green and orange belt students, than one with half-arsed blue and brown belts” he’d say.
Martial arts morale to story is: Judge a man not buy the colour of his belt, but his prowess in combat.
Happy Birthday WET!
Have a good time in Italy, but don’t let any blokes kiss you. Chances are they might just be being friendly, but with those Mafia types around it might be ‘the kiss of death’.
Best not to chance it at all I say.
Thanks for the advice there guys, particularly Lammie’s. I didn’t realise that the diamond meant optimum damage. I’ll give it a go tonight and see how I get on.
Pretty fancy setup there 11th, and sounds like a good deal.
FYI guys, hiring boots, board and bindings will normally set you back about £90 to £120 for two weeks (depending on where you go), so if you get the boarding bug you’ll make your money back after 3 to 4 trips easily on a deal like this.
Claymores are ghey. Big time.
However they are in the game for a reason. I agree with the comments here about how ghey it is to leave them lying around on the battlefield in the middle of nowhere (or my favourite) next to a spawn beacon. If you’re doing that, it’s just an attempt to get kills, nothing else. Destroying the beacon is a better option tactically.
I used to use claymores all the time in BF2, but mostly when I was commander. There’s nothing more annoying than having one guy sneak around and cap a flag when no one’s defending it. At least with a claymore you have a chance to stop him. I defended loads of flags from attacks by one-off attackers when I was commander. But if there are 2 or 3 guys (with at least one medic) they’ll cap it no problem.
I say carry on as you are Fenix. It’s as annoying as fuck, but so’s getting knifed in the back.
Your new rig should rock. You old one sounds slightly higher spec than my current PC, which I desperately need to upgrade too.
And don’t worry about comparing it to Minti’s rig, we know when he’s switched it on in Berkhamsted because our lights dim until the national grid turn on another nuclear reactor.
Good luck Divie.
Don’t worry about that psychometric stuff, just answer ‘kill’ to any question that they ask you and they’ll soon start to think “Hmmm. This young man likes killing. He’s just what we want in the army.”
I agree, Beermonster is a haxing cheating player! 😉
TBH. I think when one of us gets called that it’s kind of a nasty way of saying:
“Hey! You’re a great player! You’ve blasted me loads of times! Well Done!”
Cowboy had a go at some guy who was taking things far too seriously t’other night on one of the Titan maps because Messy kept APM’ing attackers before he could shoot them. Eventually the guy TK’ed Messy.
Made I laugh.
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Anybody who plays better than me is a cheater.
That makes almost everyone a cheater 😛
Agreed. Lammi, Minti and Hippy; please report everyone in XDC of cheating, obviously except me but including yourselves.
