XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: Me & Apone! #29082
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Depends if thats the size of his manhood or his height I guess!

    Oh and you’d have to be as ghey as Oldphart to find out too 😀

    Aha! Good point Insane and in-your-face Cowboy!

    Although by that I don’t mean I want to put my John Thomas in your face.

    Not after what happened last time anyway.

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29232
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Arrrrrr! Doc! I says ye be a landlubber! It’s the cat o’ ninetails for ye says I!

    Arrrrrr! No ploughing furrows here Pharty, that euphamism is for whelps and barnacles. Here we be saying things like “Yarrrrr! I wouldn’t mind keel hauling her!” Or “Arrrr! I’d like to put the pointy end of my boat in her docks, and then maybe unload my cargo!” And there’s another one about booty, which I can’t remember. ‘Tis the pirate’s code anyway…

    in reply to: Come Bf people #29213
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    was at a rock fest which ended for me with m8s like a beer and rhum fest… ouch,my head hurts…

    Your head hurts? I think the rock festival story is made up, I think that you really play football for France Sebgros. Or should I say Zinedine Zidane!

    in reply to: Where’s spunker ? #26623
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    pffft .. If my name was johnny I’d have enetered with something like this…


    Daaaaavid Letterman!

    pfft guess you cant all be as cool as me..

    Anyhoos good to have you back fella!!!

    LMAO!

    I wondered what the hell you were going on about until the picture loaded.

    in reply to: Hello from the RPC Wing #28133
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @xdc the doc wrote:

    @MasterKhaos wrote:

    Hi guys me again. Any word on the NAP or alliance? Just stopping by to say hi and check in.

    Well…. I did hear totthbrush say he had built a deathstar to kill you with 🙁

    He was talking to you Doc. He said he was going to destroy all your planets, and then he called you a gardening implement. You hoe!

    in reply to: My first time #29272
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Awww shit! I feel cheated by that story.

    in reply to: Me & Apone! #29079
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    *Sob* 😥

    My mum says I’m not scary.

    in reply to: Where’s spunker ? #26614
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Who’s this sPUNKer bloke?

    Sounds like a made up name to me 😉

    Glad you’re back mate. Now get back onto Ogame!

    in reply to: Me & Apone! #29077
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Awwww man! That is so cool! Al Matthews/Apone rocks!

    Aliens is one of my favourite films, ever since I saw it back in 1988. It had everything I wanted in a film, except possibly Norman Wisdom turning up and falling over. The facehugger scene in the med lab would have been better if Norman had been running around being chased by it (with hilarious consequences), but that’s only a minor complaint.

    Neons favourite line: “Eat this!” BOOM!

    in reply to: Who We Are #29121
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Ingame Name: =XDC= NeonSamurai1972

    Joined XDC in: January 2006

    Real name: Mark

    Age: 33 (23rd September 1972)

    Sex: Male

    Location: Berkhamsted

    Height: 5’8

    A bit about yourself: IT Support Engineer working in London. Just brought a place with my GF Nathalie and will be getting married to her soon. When I’m not online, I like to play football, go to the gym, watch films that contain explosions and/or a car chase, play Role Playing Games that involve dice and bits of paper, go snowboarding or just get drunk.

    A bit about your gaming history: Had a Vic 20, but then got a Commodore 64 (which rocked!) and played a lot of Elite. Got a PC with a analogue modem in 1996 and played single player stuff (like Operation: Flashpoint) up until I got my broadband connection in December 2005. Listened to Insane and got Battlefield 2 and been playing it ever since. Insane then told me to drop by XDC and post some crap and here I am.

    Favorite food: You can’t beat Chinese (they know kung fu).

    Favorite food: Guiness

    Battlefield 2 Bad ass rating: Well I’m not sure what my arse has to do with BF2, but it’s certainly not bad. I’d rate it as ‘perky, but a bit hairy’.

    in reply to: Shock Horror… Lensman accepts XDC invite! #28858
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    So Lensman, you have joined XDC, now begins the ritual known only as “the Shrivelling”.

    First you must travel to the dark castle of Gothameraxe, and vanquish the evil Snurg beast, bringing back its crystal eyes. Next, you must survive for 27 days and nights in the fetid wastelands of Dauur Morn, armed only with the ‘sabre of light’. For the third part of the challenge you must…

    No wait…

    That would be a stupid idea.

    Welcome to XDC.

    in reply to: Teen Who Cut Off Corpse’s Head To Make Bong Sentenced #28497
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    yeah I agree with doc.. they should cut the sick fucks head of and shove it up his ass.. then make a vase out of it! 😀

    Good point Insane, but why shove it up Doc’s arse? 😉

    Personally I blame violent TV shows.

    in reply to: BF2 Cold Turkey! #28512
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Who are you again? Have you played on the XDC server before?

    in reply to: Teen Who Cut Off Corpse’s Head To Make Bong Sentenced #28493
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    “Get ahead! Get a bong!”

    in reply to: Hello from the RPC Wing #28125
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    @MasterKhaos wrote:

    Thanks for the welcome guys.

    So (excuse my ignorance) who are RPC a wing of? And welcome to the forum too! 😀

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