My first time

Hi all
this is the first time in……. oh such along time since ive looked at the xdc forums
so i thought i would bore you all with a joke

It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow…