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TurksMeister
ParticipantI’m not irritating anyone, and this thread is irritating me…
But I do have a bit of irritating skin on my leg…
TurksMeister
Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
*blows on nails and rubs on chest*
You dry that nail varnish, sister!
Broadband back – yaye!
I hate fucking Virgin (not fucking virgins…)… shit bags, saying there was no problem with the line, leaving us with out net for 5 days, and then fixing it… fuckers!
TurksMeister
ParticipantOhh good thinking spunky baby… dont think its very fast, but its certainly faster than bloody dial up….
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ParticipantRofl… I went with a very attractive young lady – so just showing I am in touch with my feminine side… hopefully I can soon get in touch with her feminine side! (Her father is also very rich – so rich infact, that he collects decommissioned cold war missiles… so much so that he has a garden dedicated to them… one of which he calls his… missile garden!!)
Stranger than fiction is bloody good… and no… I am not gay!
TurksMeister
ParticipantIm on dialup currently and it sucks… I used to play RTCW on this shit – with a ping of 180!
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ParticipantAhhh very good Neon… ive been writing my diss all day (all month really), and that brought a smile to my face`!
To make matters worse, fucking Virgin broadband is down, and the fuck nuggets on the phone dont believe us – called yesterday and the dude said there wasnt a prob in Chiswick, called today, and the dude said the problem in Chiswick had been fixed! WTF! Fortunately they are sending an engineer round… on fucking Monday!!
Cunts! Both my parents are self employed, and im trying to download porn…err i mean finish my work!
56k… fucking gay 🙁
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Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Couldnt be arsed to wait for the picture to load.
😆 😆 😆 😆
Pfffft… Dont say I didnt warn you, when you accidently set your child on fire!
TurksMeister
ParticipantI dropped your mum on my nob the other day, and she split in two…
😀 🙄
TurksMeister
ParticipantMessy?!
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ParticipantAha! Cant be arsed at the mo… Im having too much fun with statistics… 😳
Fuck this is boring!
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ParticipantI cant see how to vote…
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ParticipantI thought I would hate 40 year old – but foud it really funny.
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Participant@=xdc= magicker wrote:
* inanimate objects that wont do as they are told.. like stay in the cupboard? a simple request you would think.. it only has to stay there for like 0.4 of a second so you can slam the cupboard door shut so that it falls out on the next person who opens it but will it stay .. NO! so what started as a time saving exercise in lazyness has now turned into a battle of wills with a lump of plastic. ffs
Have you thought that perhaps you shouldnt be trying to lock your children in the cupboard?!
I hear you on the urban legends front – especially the email types which your fucking nieve friends send (well my friends send me… not yours… unless we have the same friends…!)
TurksMeister
ParticipantThe prodigal son returns! (Well one of them!)… If you’re married to Tresor, does that mean he is post op? how far can he dialate?!
errr….
Anyway, great to hear from you – im sure if you do a search on your name you will come up with some posts on “where the fuck is…” We never forget!
TurksMeister
ParticipantI love the way this thread has gone completely off topic!
Can the rest of us have our thread back?!
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