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  • in reply to: =XDC= Map Listicle (Updated 13/12/06) #39658
    TurksMeister
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    Fuck me… theres a lot of us… I reckons its almost time for the revolution.

    Might have to recruit some people in to the west midlands first though…

    in reply to: HOT FUZZ #46184
    TurksMeister
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    I didnt like SOTD very much, but thought this was fucking awesome… full of great quotes… and that Granny kick was quite something!

    Will deff buy this DVD

    in reply to: Hero’s #46356
    TurksMeister
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    Hiro is awesome… and his name sounds like hero too… which may just be a coincidence!

    in reply to: PS3 #46689
    TurksMeister
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    You are a corporate bitch

    in reply to: Grrrr #46505
    TurksMeister
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    Cant see an avatar… is it possible to have a picture of a monkey on a bike?

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #46058
    TurksMeister
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    Let us suggest for a second that Legit is as uber as he says he is.

    He can hear everything
    He can see everything
    He has perfect judgement
    He has lightening fast reactions
    He can precisely judge the actions of others

    Obviously, a man of this calibre would never have an accident, as they would be able to predict absolutely everything that is about to happen, and avoid anything that needs to be avoided – so I presume this is where Legit is saying he should be able to drive like he wants.

    However, unfortunatly, the world is full of numpties, who naively think that they are ultra uber (Like Legit), but are not. Society needs to make sure these fools are kept from doing stupid thing – and so creates rules for everybody to abide by (it would be uneconomical to have a leet test, and then unfair to have certain rules for certain people – a disgruntled underclass would be created, and gun crime would sore). Unfortunatly the uber leet like Legit are therefore not allowed to show the world their true potential… but society at large is a safer place.

    in reply to: ARMA : ARMED ASSAULT #45791
    TurksMeister
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    I got the MP demo too, and it was very slow, and the graphics were a bit odd… would that be because I have a 9800 xt? Am I a bit dated on that front?

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #46029
    TurksMeister
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    Was that RTCW? there were some real hotties in that!

    in reply to: Welcome =XDC=Stellas #46813
    TurksMeister
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    Stella tastes of shit… but welcome in anyway 🙂

    in reply to: intersting utube video #46723
    TurksMeister
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    He speaks the truth.

    Used to take me fucking ages to load up FH, so I would hear it alot – its more the end bit of the clip

    in reply to: intersting utube video #46721
    TurksMeister
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    ummm… I beg to differ young Turkles!

    Spakka alert!

    in reply to: intersting utube video #46720
    TurksMeister
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    No

    The music off FH is the same as on Last of the Mohicans… not sure what its called though.

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #45980
    TurksMeister
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    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    Today I got up and had my usual lengthy shit, swift shave and short shower (I considered having a wank but could not conjure up any suitable mental pics, probably a lack of coffee).

    Apparently its better for your pores to shower first, and then shave… hence 1) Shit 2) Shower 3) Shave …. I think the steam opens the wee blighters or something, creating less irritation when the deed is done.

    Im not gay so I dont know the techie ness of it… perhaps Ryzo can fill you in.

    in reply to: Mice #44354
    TurksMeister
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    @crazy hippo wrote:

    @tess wrote:

    I really worry about you uncaring, inhumane, unfeeling shower of bastards 🙁

    if you fancy a more humane way you could always hire a piper to lure them all away

    But he might come back for your children…

    in reply to: I SEE YOU MOOKY #46345
    TurksMeister
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    its fucking scary… think i might need councelling again.

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