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  • in reply to: When lions attack! – Question for Pharty #30908
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    @xdc the doc wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @xdc the doc wrote:

    …Titanic was Wank!

    Sheep!!!!

    Much as it pains me to do so, I must agree that our resident snow-boarding Scot has a point. Titanic isn’t that bad and here’s why:

    1) It’s got Kate Winslett in it. She’s almost as sexy as Allsop, with her posh voice and impressive gams.

    2) Dicaprio gets killed.

    3) It was indeed directed by the legend that is James Cameron

    However there are a few points that aren’t in it’s favour

    1) Celine Dion sang the title song which has since appeared in EVERY talent show since. And it’s Dion. Dear god. Why?

    2) It has Dicaprio in it, and he just looks like one of those kids at school who used to spend all breaktime talking to the teachers who were on duty to make sure we didn’t hurt each other.

    3) I knew what was going to happen from the beginning. I was like “Hmmmm… I reckon that ship’s gonna sink.”

    4) A love story? WTF? What’s next? A musical comedy about Stephen Lawrence?

    So it’s 4 bad points to 3 good points.

    ummmm it does have tits in it too… so perhaps it breaks even 🙂

    in reply to: universe 5 for fun #30826
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    @xdc the doc wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    *Turks slowly turns in to Dreamwalkers bitch!*

    ROFL.

    I love how the guy who IPM’d the shit out of Turks is now enlisting his help to IPM some1 else!

    Id join any attack for a laugh – but Im off snowboarding this weekend – and Id need some notice to move fleet to galaxy 1.

    I was a little pissed off at the time, to see my entire fleet get wiped out, with an 11 second buffer… but as it was my fault – instead of fleet saving, I should have relocated the fleet… I just needed to chill out a bit!

    Im just lulling him in to a false sence of security, then im going to attack him with my 3 recyclers, and he will be no more!

    in reply to: Watch that storm #31058
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    Holy “I’m sure monkee posted that a while back” batman

    Damn Im good at remembering forum posts 🙂

    in reply to: Turks’ PC goes tits up again! #30152
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    pah… of course not…

    ummmm *Turks wonders off*

    Well better I use it to improve my hand eye co ordinatation, than for it to sit under my desk gathering dust 🙂

    in reply to: Turks’ PC goes tits up again! #30150
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    @GoNz0 wrote:

    nah, the bios only does a quick check
    there is a setting to do a more advanced check in the bios, i think you disable the fast boot option. if you have 2 stick, remove one then the other, a knackerd viddy fan should be ok to get you on desktop, just not games.

    Well without breaking it anymore than it already is, I moved them about a bit, took one out then other, then tried them in different bays, and it still does the same thing. Even tried removing the sound and network card to see if they were at fault… its looking more and more like a graphics issue.

    Ive been sent some silly stickers to stick on it and send it off… just dont know how long it will take 🙁

    on the plus side, I am selling my laptop for about £300, so might get an extra gig and a better GPU for it… would be great if its the gpu thats broken – would get a very cheap upgrade… I think!

    in reply to: Laptop Boolocks #31045
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    ummm the toshiba stuff I mean… obviosuly not the service pack!!

    I have 44 processes running!

    in reply to: Can I get a logo of bugs wiv a joint? #31015
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    =XDC= we are here, shag your women and drink your beer!

    I love you “eXtreme Deciples of Christ” definition WET 🙂

    in reply to: Can I get a logo of bugs wiv a joint? #31013
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    Perhaps we could get this XDC logo and slogan up and running.. think it was Mr Neons idea a while back… would be great if we could get our own family shield, with Bugs’ fooking everywhere in it, and something silly like

    we came, we saw, we ran away (in latin – Veni, Vidi, Absentis) – not too sure on the Absentis bit, as i never did latin, and the englash to latin translation page I was on was a bit shit!

    http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=English&to=Latin

    (btw spark up doc… or doctor is… mico sursum medicus)

    in reply to: universe 5 for fun #30822
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    *Turks slowly turns in to Dreamwalkers bitch!*

    in reply to: universe 5 for fun #30821
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    I will only be able to start helping you tomorrow, and not by very much, as I will only be able to build 5 missiles!! But hay ho!

    in reply to: Bugger #30874
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    @Deicist wrote:

    Did you do maths at school Turks?

    my quoted price £650ish
    Maxtor price £500

    half the price??

    I was refering to this… but since I dont know what Scsi is… perhaps I got it all wrong…

    @Deicist wrote:

    I was actually pricing up Scsi external storage arrays and found a place that does them for about £1 per GB… unfortunately I need about a Terabyte so that’d be a grand and I don’t have that kind of budget.

    My way of thinking was that 1000 / 2 = 500 … but now Im not so sure…

    😀

    in reply to: When lions attack! – Question for Pharty #30903
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    @xdc the doc wrote:

    As for equal rights – I dont see why we cant improve our deplorable history with regard to female emancipation in the work place while retaining some common courtesies for the ‘fairer sex.’ Different issues really.

    Whilst I agree with you in some respects…

    …Titanic was Wank!

    in reply to: universe 5 for fun #30818
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    @Dreamwalker wrote:

    hey guys, i found this one planet at 1:370:12 with a butch defense, and being that i like to see huge defenses crumble i would like your help breaking it down. heres an esp rep

    Cant believe my butchly defended main planet was next to you… there goes that tactic!!

    in reply to: universe 5 for fun #30817
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    ahhh… this is what you were talking about…

    Will throw some rockets in to the mix too 🙂

    in reply to: Turks’ PC goes tits up again! #30149
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    good poop in a scoop… will give it a go tonight… ta muchly.

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