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  • in reply to: There is hope for MadMax yet #30250
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Pah! That’s got nothing to do with computer game addiction. That’s just laziness. If my patio doors are open I can normally arc my wee into the flower beds whilst laying on the sofa, making maximum use of my leisure time to relax and use up less oxygen.

    The government should be giving people like me tax breaks.

    Lo, some impressive skills you’ve acquired over the years ! I reckon you deserve a tax break for recycling water and not flouting the no hosepipe ban

    in reply to: OK, who was it! Own Up! #29908
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    You know you’ve gone too far when you stick a fosters in the pic
    I get the hat, I get the pic of Vicky, I get Chav it, but a fosters in his hand ? It’s like sticking a XXXX Castlemaine, or a Castle Lager in there.

    You’ve just dechaved him and made him more Australian/MadMax like
    Now had it been a medipack, or his racing stripe Ford Fiesta, that would’ve been funny

    in reply to: As Requested Mr CC *WARNING .. HUGE PAGE D/L!* #30095
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    Hmmm…none of Freckles ??

    in reply to: OK, who was it! Own Up! #29888
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    Some ghey gimp has changed my avatar to a chav hat wearing MadMax! You gheys.

    Brilliant.
    And here we all thought you’ve developed a sense of humour and the ability to laugh at yourself

    And good thing you’re not a cop, as many crimes would remain unsolved !
    Come on, it ain’t that difficult to find out who did this, the clues are pretty obvious !

    in reply to: My Mum. #29712
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    @Divie wrote:

    gotta love this forum, started off talking about manslaughters mum now talking about gay sailors 😯

    Unfortunately sooner or later all conversations here go this way ! I can only guess it’s due to a lot of built up sexual frustration

    in reply to: Variety is the spice of life… #29748
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    😯
    You’ll anger the beast that is Infantry MediMAX, aka Sharqi Max or Karkand Max, for just mentioning changing the rotation away from those maps.

    To be honest, it would be nice, but would we get enough to make a game of it ? Myself and Cpt underpants were on the server for about 15mins yesterday on Wake, just the 2 of us, nobody else joined. He then changed to Karkand, within a minute we had another 2, within 5mins we were playing and midway through the map the server was just about full.

    in reply to: MESSY you sock cooker!!!!!! #29564
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    @=XDC=McQueen wrote:

    Hey i own a dell 24″ 1600×1200 monitor as well as In5ane ,Oldphart etc etc but it was still way too big!

    Hmmmm….don’t you mean 1920×1200, that’s what my Dell 24″ is capable of

    in reply to: How about this for shooting #29681
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    What the ?? Now I ain’t no pharty, but has he got a silencer on that thing ? I’ve shot various 9mm’s, a few shotgun’s, a .22, a .30/03, and they all make a very loud and significant noise, which that didn’t.
    But maybe the camera guy is quite a distance away and hence the noise being softer

    Still, a cracking shot considering it was a moving target

    in reply to: The cats sing #29640
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    😯

    Is it day of the Bizarre at XDC forums today ?

    in reply to: Let forever be #29632
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    😯 🙄 😯

    This selection ranges from the weird down to the just plain bizarre.

    in reply to: Zidane #29309
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    😆
    It all makes sense now !

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29246
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    Calm down fellas, she was wearing a wonderbra and a lot of makeup !

    Movie was okay, would’ve been 7.5/10, but the blatant “there’s gonna be another movie cause we want to earn more money” ending has reduced it to a 5/10

    in reply to: Saddam #29354
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    to be fair, Carragher scored the one that was disallowed

    To be honest, Carragher didn’t know the rules of the game he’s playing, which makes it even worse !

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29325
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    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    I must warn you though, it really is a bitch to move so you should see if you can bring a mate along. It took 2 large blokes to bring it up the first time.

    Bah, you softie!! Getting others to do your dirty work eh ? There’s surely a management role waiting for you somewhere !

    My Sony 32″ CRT weighs 68kg

    in reply to: well while on the subject of babies! #25890
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    yep, good news there

    Is the missus driving you up the wall yet?

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