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I’ve been thinking about that Sky broadband so if anyone does get it let us know how it is.
Only thing which puts me off is the experience I’ve had with Sky tv. The customer service is an absolute joke.
I’ve mentioned this before but this is what really winds me up – people who kill policemen and policewomen. Christ, kill the rest of us, we aren’t half as important. They just turn up – chuck us in a box and cart us off. But don’t fucking kill a policeman, especially at the weekend you pillocks! They shut ALL the fucking pubs. You fucking idiots. Shoot a copper, get the pubs shut. Nice one. Jesus, criminals today, no consideration.
By the way, I’m lying of course. It doesn’t actually bother me that much since I can just go down to the supermarket and get a few cans. But if I’d been honest the only thing I’ve ever really been passionate about is getting blowjobs off passable birds.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Well one thing’s for certain, if at the next XDC booze up it deteriorates into a pub brawl I’m siding with MaNSLaUgHtEr, Fluffy and SOIA. Sounds like they might be a bit handy with the old chin pistons.
I wouldn’t go as far as to say that, just don’t punch me in the jaw. I got 2 titanium plates there thanks to those fucking cowards who jumped me. Next person who clocks me round the chops is likely to break his knuckles!
Actually, I just read back my post and it might have come across that I was saying the old woman deserved it, which wasn’t what I was trying to say. I think she had a right to believe that she wouldnt have her arm broken for standing up for herself, but unfortunately these scum don’t seem to have a conscience about this kind of thing.
The sad thing is that him and his mates all probably feel nails after breaking that defenceless old womans arm.
I didn’t comment on the charges raised against her because that sounded like the journalists selling papers. If the police got a complaint they are obliged to investigate it but there’s no way you could make that assault charge against the oap fly. The CPS would never prosecute her (he says now only to be proved long later when our absolute fucking joke of a legal systems sends her down).
To illustrate my point, here’s a picture of a monkey on a bike
I’m going to be controversial and say – it was her own fault!!!
Here’s the thing. These vermin are just spineless cowards, they’re never going to get involved in any trouble without the odds stacked overwhelmingly in their favour. If that means twatting an oap then that’s better for them – you’d have to be pretty damn shit soft to lose in a fight to a 60 year old woman!
I know this from first hand experience. I confronted a group of about 7 18-23 year olds a few months ago who were being abusive to people and tried to tell em to leave people be. 2 minutes later a car pulls up and another 5 or so jump out and despite my best efforts, I got absolutely leathered! Now, I’m not as spritely as I used to be and the alcohol that permanently seems to reside in my system probably dulled my reactions but even in my heyday I’d have struggled to fight off 12 people.
The only positive I take from it is that I must have looked so damn hard that the 7 or so that I confronted initially must have thought they needed help to get the better of me.
Simple fact is, like me, this old lady had a choice. Stand up to the vermin and live with the consequences, or just take the abuse and walk away. The problem you’ve got is that if you are going to be one of the people who stand up to them you have to know that 99% of people won’t lift a finger to help and you’ll be doing it on your own. It can leave you in a pretty hopeless position if things go tits up.
The days when people brawled fairly and left the wimmin and pensioners out of it are gone. Honestly, this oap is lucky. Just a broken arm. It could have been a lot worse.
Come on now people – let’s get this into the argument section!
Actually, the americans I’ve met in real life (granted, I’ve not met many) have all been alright. The one exception is this lad who kept getting upset when I kept saying his name “Gary” in a Team America voice and waving my arms about in the “I’m in trouble” signal from the film. In his defence though, I did find out later from my mates that he wasn’t called Gary at all and they they’d just told me that because he was american.
I suppose if you were american and kept saying to some drunk that your name wasn’t Gary and he kept saying “Course it’s not, Gary” and then waving his arms about like a pillock you’d get a bit miffed as well.
Don’t be so sure, it could be Ruud Van Nistelrooys new single.
With that, time to to wheel out the pic!
“Nobody likes me…I’m off to Spain yo yo yo” (Ive not heard the song but if they play it on the radio it has to have a f***ing “yo yo yo” in it somewhere.)
I’d have talked this film up a bit but this past week or so I’ve had to put up with various clips of Monty “I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean last week and it’s my favouritest film ever, I love it!†Panesar wanging a cricket ball around and pretending to be a fucking pirate.
So Monty – newsflash: You’re not a pirate sunshine, sort it out.
@CowboyUK wrote:
Even the totty was atrocious.
Well I’ve never heard of this film so I did a search on it and it starred a bird called Jennifer Gatti. I’ve got to stick up for her here. After doing a google image search on her I didn’t think she was atrocious. Granted, she looked a bit breastitute but I’d stab her rat. Only if she agreed to share my slagbat with Salma Hayek though.
Having said that, she’d have to take that cornish pasty offer her head first:
I wouldn’t go as far as to say that bird up there was fat but if you wanted to get shut pretty sharpish the morning after you don’t want to be leaving the fucking fridge door open.
I did a fat bird once. You’ve got to do it whether you like it or not to give you a sense of perspective. Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch.
Since version 1.0 of the mod there’s always been more servers than players and the bods who’ve played this long term have always used 2 or 3 servers regularly since those days. These servers are still the busy ones since it moved over to Steam (or they were the last time I played).
Unless you can guarantee over 12 XDC’ers a night to turn up and get the server moving you’re unlikely to get the regular RO’ers jumping servers.
I’ve shouted for the past 2 years that people should play this, but I don’t think you need a server. On the plus side Phart you should try it anyway because there are decent servers out there.
I stopped playing it because I think after about 2 years playing RO I’d just had enough.
Still the best mp shooter I’ve ever played though.
I’ll probably give it another go pretty soon. If they’ve converted a few of the old maps which were good on the mod version then that’ll help. Anyone tell me what the new maps are called? They’re probably old ones converted.
Is that map with the canal and the air raids been added? That was a right laugh.
