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  • in reply to: Funny Cat Jump! #25044
    XDCOldPhart
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    Yep, the thought of bare hindquarters is off putting, unless they relate to a wenchy in our office who I would dearly love to prod.

    Then its positivily appetising

    in reply to: Funny Cat Jump! #25042
    XDCOldPhart
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    See, he even phoned me just then to ask what to write, and I told him I was going to expose him for the fraud he is.

    It was all a tactic so he could expose himself, before I laid him bare for all to see.

    (In hindsight that sentence could be misinterpreted.)

    Well, you do like men bare, or is that bare men (in street patios)

    in reply to: Funny Cat Jump! #25039
    XDCOldPhart
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    Ahh Cowboy, you and Neon having a bust up then?

    in reply to: 1.3 today? #25081
    XDCOldPhart
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    Do some work you etch’n sketch pilot 😆

    in reply to: XDC Rocks #24427
    XDCOldPhart
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    Nah, he is a big puff, does drink nowt but water

    in reply to: XDC Rocks #24425
    XDCOldPhart
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    @itchinads wrote:

    Any fruit + crumble + custard = 1*(happy itchi)

    2*(fruit) + crumble + custard = 1*(v.happy itchi)

    ie the champion ,apple and blackberry

    (sorry, drool on keyboard)

    Kiera Knightly …dribble on my keyboard

    in reply to: 1.3 today? #25078
    XDCOldPhart
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    Max is allready shooting his wad at the thought of AF, so expect him to whine until its on the server :mrgreen:

    in reply to: XDC Rocks #24423
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    @airmessy wrote:

    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    cooked fruit makes me puke!

    We know you only eat kfc max 😛

    Feck off! 😀

    Its true. All he fooking noshes is microwaved chook and rice. Farking should have grown a crest & feathers by now 🙄

    in reply to: XDC Rocks #24407
    XDCOldPhart
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    Chaos was in my squad last night and I had a quick chat over VOIP. Well played mate. Glad you sound civilised too.

    in reply to: 1.3 today? #25065
    XDCOldPhart
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    Sheep on the barbie anyone? 😈

    in reply to: Funny Cat Jump! #25032
    XDCOldPhart
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    Bunn (hussars) and a couple of others (mpuk) are bunny-huggers of a major order and get tearful at that kinda thing 😆

    Which is why we did not always see eye to eye coz wot I have forgotton about criiters and naychure they will never learn coz they be city-bellends wheras Phart is a born and bred bush-baboon.

    An I reminded them of that. A lot 😈

    in reply to: Tit Monday! #22817
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Ronathon wrote:

    This post is a curse!!

    Back to Parkers ‘n brollies 😥

    Or Perkers when they take off the Parkas as its so cold 😯

    in reply to: Are Neon and the Future Mrs Neon Being Unreasonable? #24875
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Still they’ve made their alliegances clear. And they can all fack orf!

    That is the right attitude Mr Koala 😈

    in reply to: Are Neon and the Future Mrs Neon Being Unreasonable? #24870
    XDCOldPhart
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    I might add Neon that the route I took requires the bird to be on-side and mentally strong because the flak will keep coming in her direction for years after (my wiff still gets mega grief but cop nowt, they just ignore me 8) ).

    But you should deffo put yer hoof down, this is yer wenches BIG DAY, you are just a passenger but wot you do now can determine how she will remember it in the future.

    Once you are married, you and the wife become a new family. Consequently your current family, and her immediate family should take take second place to you, the wiff ter be and any sproglets.

    in reply to: Ave it! – The Curse #24857
    XDCOldPhart
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    ‘Av It bitch is wot I say now. Purely coz I have to be origional and refuse to attribute my “Ave It” ‘abbit to Max,

    My Italian wiffy even arseked me to explain wot ‘aveet’ meant the other night 😯

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