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XDCOldPhart
ParticipantYep, the thought of bare hindquarters is off putting, unless they relate to a wenchy in our office who I would dearly love to prod.
Then its positivily appetising
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantSee, he even phoned me just then to ask what to write, and I told him I was going to expose him for the fraud he is.
It was all a tactic so he could expose himself, before I laid him bare for all to see.
(In hindsight that sentence could be misinterpreted.)
Well, you do like men bare, or is that bare men (in street patios)
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantAhh Cowboy, you and Neon having a bust up then?
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantDo some work you etch’n sketch pilot 😆
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantNah, he is a big puff, does drink nowt but water
XDCOldPhart
Participant@itchinads wrote:
Any fruit + crumble + custard = 1*(happy itchi)
2*(fruit) + crumble + custard = 1*(v.happy itchi)
ie the champion ,apple and blackberry
(sorry, drool on keyboard)
Kiera Knightly …dribble on my keyboard
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMax is allready shooting his wad at the thought of AF, so expect him to whine until its on the server
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@airmessy wrote:
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
cooked fruit makes me puke!
We know you only eat kfc max 😛
Feck off! 😀
Its true. All he fooking noshes is microwaved chook and rice. Farking should have grown a crest & feathers by now 🙄
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantChaos was in my squad last night and I had a quick chat over VOIP. Well played mate. Glad you sound civilised too.
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantSheep on the barbie anyone? 😈
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantBunn (hussars) and a couple of others (mpuk) are bunny-huggers of a major order and get tearful at that kinda thing 😆
Which is why we did not always see eye to eye coz wot I have forgotton about criiters and naychure they will never learn coz they be city-bellends wheras Phart is a born and bred bush-baboon.
An I reminded them of that. A lot 😈
XDCOldPhart
Participant@Ronathon wrote:
This post is a curse!!
Back to Parkers ‘n brollies 😥
Or Perkers when they take off the Parkas as its so cold 😯
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Still they’ve made their alliegances clear. And they can all fack orf!
That is the right attitude Mr Koala 😈
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI might add Neon that the route I took requires the bird to be on-side and mentally strong because the flak will keep coming in her direction for years after (my wiff still gets mega grief but cop nowt, they just ignore me 8) ).
But you should deffo put yer hoof down, this is yer wenches BIG DAY, you are just a passenger but wot you do now can determine how she will remember it in the future.
Once you are married, you and the wife become a new family. Consequently your current family, and her immediate family should take take second place to you, the wiff ter be and any sproglets.
XDCOldPhart
Participant‘Av It bitch is wot I say now. Purely coz I have to be origional and refuse to attribute my “Ave It” ‘abbit to Max,
My Italian wiffy even arseked me to explain wot ‘aveet’ meant the other night 😯
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