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  • in reply to: The Streets #23724
    XDCOldPhart
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    I know his “Music”, and its still mudderfukker bullshit.

    Would shoot him and send his kids the £17 bill for the .375 Holland & Holland Soft Node Nosler partition bullet

    in reply to: The Streets #23720
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC= MadHippy wrote:

    it’s a bag o shite – I got the album ‘a grand don’t come for free’ for my neice for her IPOD shitey dogwank peice o crap. It’s shit, not music as far as i’m concerned, big bag o wank!!

    Phart hands Hippy a medal.

    Phart would make shooting rap-fuckwits a duty if he became king.

    “Yo, Ahm a mean mutha-fukka of big nigga”

    Bang

    PHART “and now you are compost” 😈

    in reply to: The Davinci Code #23670
    XDCOldPhart
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    Yes indeedy Insane, that is exactly what an OldPhart wants.

    *Slobber* *Drool* *Pant* 😛 8) :mrgreen:

    in reply to: The Davinci Code #23664
    XDCOldPhart
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    Well put VonSmallFuckStick

    The book was a good page-turner.

    But all this other gobbeldy-gook? Humbug I say,

    BTW, the wench who plays Gawd in Dogma was Bjork yes/no?

    He he “Do you do anal” “Aww come one, we just rescued you from them dwarves”

    in reply to: The Davinci Code #23656
    XDCOldPhart
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    I am in a dillema as Audrey Tatou is in the film, and she is one of the most attractive women to ever have existed IMHO and I really wat to see her n it, but I guess I’ll skip it.

    I would rather just fuck her, do you reckon she would oblige for a tenner?

    BTW, Da Vinci Code, its in the FICTION section in any book shop/library.

    Nuff said

    in reply to: Tuesdays and Thursdays Euro Forces Nights? #23562
    XDCOldPhart
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    Wot Insane said, but maybe 3 EF maps in a row, starting around 19h30ish??, the one with all the choppers is coolish

    in reply to: T00thBru5h strips for you, Insane!!! #23337
    XDCOldPhart
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    TOOHTHBRUSH???

    More like TOOTHPICK!!!!

    😈 😆

    in reply to: Anger Management #23482
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fuck his bird for revenge 😈

    in reply to: Dr Tran Coming to a Cinema near you ….. #23460
    XDCOldPhart
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    Oooer gibber, I just did what Max does when Kharki loads.

    /wanders off to get a towel 😳

    in reply to: What map to run, the MadMax self-questionaire #23452
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    @Wipers wrote:

    Fushe / Dragon Valley / Shongua Stalemate – semi-moan cos we like it but we will only play 1 round.
    🙄

    These three maps are great, we have had cracking games on them.

    My thinking is that maybe we can get the 16 player versions of some of the above maps on the rotation? Even Maxine thinks that may be a good idea 😕

    in reply to: What map to run, the MadMax self-questionaire #23447
    XDCOldPhart
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    Groan Insane

    Cowboy’s favourite map is Dagang Oilfields coz the hills remind him of Brokeback Moutboystin and the carier of The Titanic and the little twat Caprio wotever

    XDCOldPhart
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    Fuck me, never mind getting into the rotation, we would never see it then, we have to actively selected it and play it for an hour or so, else we will be back in the cycle of Kaki, Shaki and Mouseturdy

    And max will be stickyfying his knickers

    in reply to: What map to run, the MadMax self-questionaire #23444
    XDCOldPhart
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    Well, its more what passes for his mind, than a mind as we cerebal types would understand it.

    XDCOldPhart
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    What about just having the great wall map, its the Euro Foce equivelant of Kharki

    in reply to: Powerpoint help #23397
    XDCOldPhart
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    Ahhhhhhh DEATH BY POWERPOINT

    When I am CEO I will ban all power-pointless presentations 👿

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