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Help… Im fucked off…
I can feel the fire raging inside me.
Fucking housemate!!! its just one of them and hes a prize tool… makes me feel unwelcome in my own fucking home… I really want to batter him to death with something painful… but I think that might upset his girlfriend who is round…
Anyone think of anything that might chill me out a bit?!
Just tell him he is being a cunt, but be civilized about it.. Dont go shouting and shit..
Then if he wants to get violent you can kick his ass as he was the twat who started the aggression trip in the first place..
Seriously have it out with him ASAP or it will fester away inside you and you really will twat the cunt.
Ahhhh its pathetic really… I arranged a barby, loads of people turned up, and he got shitty with me… started shouting at me in front of my friends – made no effort to mingle, moaned about the number that turned up… its just hes done it before, and is being an arse in general at the moment… keeps starting on my mates etc.
Im tempted to move out, not sure I can take another year with him.
Or i could just kill him! 😈
Is this the guy who came home in tears last night wanting to “nut someone?”
Sounds like he’s got problems of his own. Is he this much of a spaz with everyone? From what I know of you Turks you seem like a rather easy going guy, and knobs like your flatmate can only exist around easy going people because otherwise they get the crap beaten out of them.
You want to freak him out? Why not start coming onto him. Get drunk one night and start talking about how much you love him etc. Start buying tubs of vaseline and put some tic tacs in a bottle marked ‘rohypnol’ where he can clearly see them.
It’s a sure fire way to get him to leave.
Unless he actually confesses to loving you. That might be a problem 😕
Nah Neon, that was another one… I have some rather disfunctional flat mates!
And im not attracted to his gf at all… so that wont work!
Problem is, im not a violent person, think ive only been in one fight… kept trying to hit this guy, and kept missing – pretty sure I scared him though… I am 6’3, and 16 stone… and he did backoff pretty quick.
Hopefully everyone else will get so fucked off with him they ask him to leave, but I really cant see that happening. If I move out, I have to worry about getting my room here let – and i miss out on living in the best fucking house in the world (minus one flat mate that is!).
The rest of my flatmates thought he was acting like a tit, so if I confront him, and he goes mental, hopefully that will gain me some house cred over him!
We shall see!
Just wait until he’s out in his best red jumper and then shout at the hardest looking bloke (when he’s not looking of course) “Oi, soft cunt, do you like my red jumper?†and then just fade slowly into the background.
That should take care of him and you don’t even have to raise a finger.
Sharing houses/flats can be a nightmare.
I once shared a house with 3 of my mates, only when you live with people can you find out what real tools they can be sometimes. 😕
@sickofitall wrote:
Just wait until he’s out in his best red jumper and then shout at the hardest looking bloke (when he’s not looking of course) “Oi, soft cunt, do you like my red jumper?†and then just fade slowly into the background.
That was you? You bastard! I was in intensive care for 3 weeks!
You’ll never get me like that again though, I’ve never worn a red jumper since. I ONLY wear bright pink jumpers these days.
If the rest of your flatmates think he’s a ‘tard then surely they’ll take your side, the side of reason, over his? Or:
Pay some of your mates to dress up as ninjas and get them to break into your house. They then pretend to let you beat them up, and run away, pretending to cry.
Soon the story will spread that Turks beat up* half a dozen ninjas and made them cry, making you hardest guy any of your associates know. You will then be free to throw your weight around and intimidate your flatmate.
*For this to work it is vitally important that you become well known for beating UP half a dozen ninjas, and not beating OFF half a dozen ninjas.
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