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  • in reply to: Mr.Fenix #52549
    XDCOldPhart
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    Bad bad bad bubfight ib public, although it does look like Daz is doing it tongue in cheek

    And Hampster, I thought you were in and could see the private area. PM Magicker and ask him to let you in

    in reply to: Its true, I was a perv from a younge age #52444
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    @XDC-snell wrote:

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    You aint grown much since have ya! :/

    As far as the ladies are concerned I am big where it counts,

    Wallet ?

    lmfao………….. 😀

    Girls have intelligent priorities

    Although I will always deny that using Daddy’s Massserati Spyder ever helped me pull. It was my manly scent from weeks in the bush pursuing critters that bite that did it……

    And telling em their new haircut looks great

    And that I love ’em

    And muffing em till I got lockjaw

    🙄 😈

    in reply to: Its true, I was a perv from a younge age #52437
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    You aint grown much since have ya! :/

    As far as the ladies are concerned I am big where it counts, plus I have a tongue like an electric eel 😈

    in reply to: Not Dead Yet but not through their lack of trying #52404
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    @xdc_queeker wrote:

    😀 glad to here from u m8ey , pharty is just after your dosh !! 8)

    Need to fund my trip to see you guys Queeks 😀

    in reply to: Its true, I was a perv from a younge age #52435
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    @Lensman wrote:

    You’re all assuming that it’s Pharty on the right…..

    I think he may be the other one 🙂

    I started on the “Drag” earrly

    in reply to: Regarding Legit #52464
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    OK ok fine. Will try and ignore him. But how far will you ignore him Pharty when he starts pissing about with your privacy? 👿
    I can guarantee that me and insane aint the only ones he’s been trying to snoop on

    Pal, he gets that far and I will fuck him good and proper

    in reply to: pig hunt #52423
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    I swear I shagged a bird fatter than that once.

    My excuse was 4 cans of Diamond White, several large joints and a lot of Tequila. Half-way through I realised what I was doing and kicked her out, then attacked my Alderman with some Lye soap and Jeyes fluid.

    Never again 😳

    in reply to: hehe, Another fool…. #52298
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    @tess wrote:

    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    some rather amusing cooking utensils

    Ok, the utensils weren’t at all amusing, I was just envious that I hadn’t got sex toys 🙁

    Vic is a sex toy ,,,, accordingt o Insane and Turks 😛

    in reply to: Not Dead Yet but not through their lack of trying #52402
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    Good to hear you ok. Sounds like you have been getting revved. Take it easy and keep things steady, less than 2 months to go.

    Again, if you need some stuff, let us know

    in reply to: Ebay bids #52284
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    @tess wrote:

    And you’ve been outbid already, I’m a happy bunny 😀

    That will be the Anne Summers Rampant Rabbit I understand 😆

    in reply to: GTA IV: An Introduction to Liberty City #52099
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    im a homosexual

    Either Ryzo, Dawn or Pharty have bodged Maxine’s forum account again

    *giggle*

    in reply to: =XDC= Standards #52120
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    Its the homosexual Sarf Efrican horse rider. No worries Cahos, he is just jelous because he is not yet a member of Insane’s man-love club

    in reply to: Woohoo Mr Angry becomes a Dad #52081
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    @nOm wrote:

    @tess wrote:

    Oi you lot, stop perving on Nom’s daughter!! That’s just wrong!

    dont worry Tess shes more mature than this lot 😉 plus i’d pay to see pharts nads kicked in 😀

    Now now Nomster, you should know that, after nigh on 10 years of marriage, I no longer have my nads. My dearly beloved wife-person keeps them on her dressing table in a jar of formeldehyde to show all her lady-fiends 😕 😯 😳

    in reply to: Woohoo Mr Angry becomes a Dad #52080
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    @VicJameson wrote:

    Oi whore, behave 😡

    Thats no way to treat a lady

    😛

    in reply to: Woohoo Mr Angry becomes a Dad #52066
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    @tess wrote:

    Oi you lot, stop perving on Nom’s daughter!! That’s just wrong!

    No its not, and it winds him up no end, bonus

    Hey Nom, I reckon you would a cool father-in-law 😈

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