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Because it is easier to use Renard for everyday purposes. And Von kettlebopper etc is part if the title, for formal things. The other names are my middle names, all males in my familly will have one of those as their first names. My first name is not actually sean, its one of the others, but I do not like it so prefer sean, which is actually derived from jean, another name I do not like.
I will dig out Grand-Paters jackboots tonight and pay you cackling buffons a visit for your neutering 😈
Ingame Name
=XDC=OldPhart
Joined XDC in
October 2003
Real Name
Sean Charles Eugen Wolfram Danks Renard-Von Bohnkezl und Etterlin
Age
1970
Location
London
Height
1m78
About
Rhodesian born & bred. Now a Pom. Love cricket, hunting. Hate cities, crowds, most of the Earth’s population. Don’t ever compare me to Mr Hitler, he was a farking screaming, bleeding-heart liberal. The Twat. Minor Krautish Nobility, landless coz the peasants in both Europe and Africa took back what my ancestors had nicked from them. Revolting plebes. Annoys me that I have to work for a living, 100 years ago I would have been a gentleman of leisure, pronging wenches, drinking, carousing and generally doing fuck-all. 8)Speaking of work. Have the great misfortune to work with Max and Dutchman, likely punnishment for misdeeds in a past life. Business & Technical Architect for Investment & Asset management company, minor middle management role, soon to improve, cannot say more on that coz of Max & Dutchy. 😕
No acknowledged kids. Married for a fooking long time to an Eytie bird, not so minor Wop Noble, but still a surrender-monkey in my eyes. 😛
I can also solve all the worlds problems, just no-one has the brains to elect me. Dildoes 👿
Gaming History
Played many games before going online. First online game was RogueSpear over 56k. Then spent years playing TacOps as a member of [OAP] clan. Then started playing BF1942. Joined Hussars as [1stHssrs]The_Bishop. Played mostly on Xdc server. Introduced MadMAx to joys of online gaming, and BF1942. Used to kick his arse, then he discovered aimbots. The koont. After Wipers had jioned XDC I decided that I was the last of the then known regulars to be without XDC tags so joined. Played BFV and now the shite that is BF2. Will not be playing the space-inaders version of BF when it comes out.Play a shitload of strategy games and flightsims. Wibble.
Favourite Food
Love eating, love most things. But meat is king, espescially biltongBF2 bad ass rating
I am too modest to say. But you all fear and tremble when I am sniping. I shit turds that could take yer head off from 10000000 yards, never mind what I can do with a proper goon. I also shot down a chopper with a pistol, that is so fucking l33t that you should all bow defore me, yadda yadda. And if there is anyone out there who things they are meaner than me at BF, then I will cuss you till you cry and admit I am the gawd of BF, that includes Max, coz I don’t hack.
2@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
LOL
yeah.. and um if you kept up with the whole Forum phart you ghey mallet bashing queer.. you’d know that CC requested it in another forum post! 😀
so I did it for him 🙂
Some of use spent the last few days being entertained by the Duke of Savoy and Marquis de la Villa, so were too busy to read interweb fourums 😛
OK, that was not a fine shot. It was pure unadulterated fucking fluke luck.
It was also a pretty unsporting hunt. Not the way any ethical hunter from Africa would do it it.
First off, where was the hunting?????? No really!!. Mmmm, I drive up in my pick-up. Set out my rifle on the side of the road, extend its support legs. Shoot the animal at a zillion meters. My god, what a hunter I am.
Fuck that.
True skill would have meant stalking the animal to within 100 meters, and then shooting it over open sights, or iron sights. So these chaps went out murdering, not hunting.
Then, taking a shot at such a distance at a running animal????? So you don;t really give a flying fuck about a clean kill. A true hunter insists on being as sure as he can be that the shot he takes has the best chance possible of brining off a clean kill, not relying on blind luck that he might pull of the miracle shot of the centuary.
The bloke shot it in the stomach, pretty piss-poor by any true hunters standard.
Those blokes would have been run off my farm with the dogs on their heels, scum like that give my favourite past-time the bad name it has amongst the great unwashed.
It was simply an extremely lucky shot. The guy was shooting from a ridiculous position, at a range that experts take great care with, at a moving target. Only luck can bring that off, even if that guy was Sgt Carlos Hathcock himself.
Twats
MMM, suck my barley-sugar and shoe-me-in-brown-leather was the entrance fee in my day.
Keep on like you are now Manslaughter, and in around 4 -6 months things may happen. Once everyone feels compfortable, then things get possible. There are also a couple of other chaps in the wings who will need to be considered first, and they will not be asked for a month or two as we just accepted a couple of chaps….who may be able to control their bowel movements again in a few weeks…..
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@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
your only jealous because he found my sexual nature to be more than a 1 minute man!
Your pillow-biting records are legendary 😯
