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  • in reply to: Uh oh…. #30118
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=FluffyBunny wrote:

    damb but thats a serious amount of porn – surprised you have time for bf2 😀

    The “Thap Thap Thwap” you hear on TS when Manslaughter is on has nothing to do with choppers taking off

    in reply to: OK, who was it! Own Up! #29896
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    Even Chavs have more class than MAx, so its actually making him look upmarket 😆

    in reply to: Gulf of Oman #29465
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    nOT MY FAULT THE WIFE HAS A THING FOR gAY sAILORS CALLED mAX

    in reply to: Petanque fun #29544
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    Ahh, I know this sport. Old-man’s marble, al la Forggie. Seen dozy, Perno’ed up old gits playing it in Southern GerFrance. Normaly have handlebar taches and smell of onions and garlic.

    Chronic you old foul-smelling french git 😉

    in reply to: A new wearer of the =XDC= tags: Cowboy! #29420
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    Dinner as in supper, not dinner as in lunch, which is wot the peasants call it. And no, we dined not, we had a drink, chaperoned by Mrs Phart

    in reply to: A new wearer of the =XDC= tags: Cowboy! #29417
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    I dunno where Cowboy’s gone. Maybe he was scared off my Magickers over-friendliness 😕

    He normally only logs on at lunch time, and I don’t think he could see the private forums when he did.

    He probably just wants to make a big entrace. He’s such a drama queen…

    Unlike you, who are merely a Queen 😈

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29348
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    Cowboy, you forgot the TV manual, insuarance etc. I can post it to you or find some other way to pass it on

    in reply to: Gulf of Oman #29458
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    16 Player Oman rocks

    in reply to: SYD BARRETT R.I.P. #29473
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    Gutted, think of Piper At the Gates of Dawn

    in reply to: A new wearer of the =XDC= tags: Cowboy! #29407
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    Indeed, until he has been impaled upon Missus’ 12 Inch, spiked black nuclear-powered dong with the fake egg-white ejaculating mechanism, he cannot consider himself anything other than a newbie 😈

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29345
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    Sounds good, you have my mobile number still??

    in reply to: A new wearer of the =XDC= tags: Cowboy! #29403
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    Can I borrow yer lassoo, there be some peeps I work with that need trussing

    in reply to: I apologise. #29444
    XDCOldPhart
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    No worries old sheep.

    All over with, we can all kiss and make up

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29255
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Furface, I like small, pert breasties

    The closest to being a male the better eh oldgit! 😀

    Yep, though yours are too big fatty

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29343
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    Neon, I should be home by 6 ish, so we can meet up in the local around the corner, or at The Churchill on Kensington Church Street

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