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  • in reply to: they should be banned. #23228
    von smallhousen
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    cough, photoshop.

    in reply to: Pregnant? #23216
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    mcdonalds pigshit milkshake moment.

    congrats tho – you big shagger. 8)

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    Have you watched ‘Over There’ ?

    I’m not sure it will be aired ‘over here’… quick synopsis, for those who haven’t heard of it.

    It’s like the modern day band of brothers, but packed full of schmoltz. Faggy looks coaching budget must have been in the millions, and the hospital scences, well I’m just not interested in how a one legged man learns to walk so it’s FFWD whenever i see one guys face…
    The director paints a seedy picture of the UK as a press orientated liar state. It never shows the British as the get the job done blokes that they are. Never shows us as SAS painting targets so that A10s can shoot them from miles away… or cleaning up after some gun-ho tank crew has demolished half a village.
    The director also paints the picture that Slovinain and Eastern European forces in iraq are brutal thugs who kill iraqis for fun.

    worth watching, – while I don’t agree with what Extreme Islam sells, America must realise that if they sell democracy they must abide by it, everyone is entitled to their say.

    and the war goes on.

    in reply to: Armoured fury screenshots.. #23004
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    server admin should have the option to drop planes from the vehicle spawns.
    no offence to flyboys, I like to have a fly evry now and then. but it has to be said that the planes … or I guess it’s pilot intuition makes the aircraft overpowered.

    in reply to: Hilarity ensues #22608
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    As the imaginary war waged on I began to take it all very personally, …for some reason beknown only to chance, the GiG alliance became my sworn enemy, I empowered so much hate into some of my mails to them. Looking back I was a dick, but I hope I brought a sense of fear to the ‘GiG table’.

    Heres just a few of what went round.



    Sent to “The 1” (again)
    yawn.
    your whole alliance is full of egotistical self obsessed males who produce too much testosterone and not enough sense. Tell your leader this, “you declare war, threaten that in 12 hours the very heavens will explode upon XDDR”… then you fizzle out like the squibs you are. In 48 hours you have managed one attack. I hope none of you are defending our countries walls. I suppose it’s a ‘cuntry’ to you though. Wasters, the lot of you. I will destory you all and erradicate your genome with fanatical zeal.

    in reply to: FIRE!! #22538
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    and I’d just like to add I hear he’s had involvment with arson before.
    (and to stop gags, thats ‘arson’ not ‘our son’ or ‘assing’ you bunch of poofties)

    Was that you and your lot I had to shout at last night, pissed as farts walking down the road singing (cat wailing) – “Lonely, I am so Lonley” @1.40 am…
    I swear if I had a crossbow with night optic I wouldn’t have given away my position and just skewered the lot of you like finger kebabs

    (but no I did not set fire to jour bin..)

    in reply to: Airshow mod #22627
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    pff, someone is scared of flying more like, come on maxy, eat your drugged burger.

    in reply to: Airshow mod #22625
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    yep should be around in an hour or so, time is 8ish now. 😳

    in reply to: Airshow mod #22617
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    the thieves!” they stole it from us precious, cough cough, the fat one stole it from us”!

    lol, post your server Wolf, might join this later on. it is the missus’s birthday… but, well, shes got a new book about chairs to read.

    in reply to: clan #21470
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    Dan you spaz, you’re in the wrong forum, http://www.clandesertrats.co.uk your milking stool awaits you…

    idiot! 8)

    ps..just kidding, couldnt have picked a nicer bunch of blokes

    in reply to: BF2142 renders. #21602
    von smallhousen
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    I’ll play it for a few weeks start a few threads about how cool it is, get some other folks to go buy the game then put it on the shelf and forget about it.
    In my mind, god forbid you ever go there, the only reason this is being pushed out is to corner the market on Quake Wars Enemy territory, which, if you want spaceage battles on earth will offer you far more than the BF franchise could… but hey, some coonts will buy Quake get their panties in a knot about how supreme it is, then go and buy BF2794 thinking it will be cool too, they’ll also notice BF2 on the shelf right next to BF2794 and most likely suck their moms titty tiull they get both under the tree.

    If you want some WW2 type schizzle, check out the Airshow WW1 fighter plane mod on offer from totalBF2.com (via the BF1918 team) looks spiffing old bean tally ho and chocks me goat and all that fan-arh.

    in reply to: XDDR war #22227
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    http://board.ogame.org/thread.php?postid=1642074#post1642074

    notice I change my name in the second attack

    my little 2pence.

    lmao, tuppence, what a fuckin stupid word

    in reply to: hmmm #22005
    von smallhousen
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    its a typo that should just say 5, stupid monkey hands!

    in reply to: hmmm #22003
    von smallhousen
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    had my picture taken at 12.34 and 45 seconds on the 6th of the 7th ’89.
    seen one mathematical coinsidental miracle, seen em all. meh.

    jk, I’ll be up anyway

    in reply to: oh shit #22277
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    you lucky coont.

    next time wear a johnny – or better still get drunk and sleep with someone you dont know. 😉

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