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  • in reply to: OMFW.. This is Hillarious!!! #32127
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    shit, what the hell is that all about?

    in reply to: politics ala George Galloway #31830
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    sry not got time to read all jour sexy opinions. 8)

    George Galloway should be drowned in his own urine and have his own feaces stuffed into his mouth for his over opinionated self righteous way of … ok just for his scottish accent the man should be hung by his balls.

    Do a couple of things before you form an opinion about Hammas, Israel. Read how they both came to be.

    Isreal, read up on the Irgun the first Israelis who murdered 91 British at the end of the war, Britain so preoccupied with the mess in Europe in 46, does nothing, infact hands the terrorists all of palestine in ’48. The newly formed Isreal is pumped full of guns by america who is full of Jews and feels it owes all the jews something from the shit they went through between ’39-’46, it gives ‘billions’ to revive palestine, while america itself is hurt with the war debts… Israelis then plan to kill US embassy staff posing as Arabs from Lybia in ’56, they then attack the USS Liberty in broad daylight and blame it on the Egyptians, they bomb a German night club full of US servicemen in ’89 and blame it again on Libya, Regan retailiates with the bombing of Isreali chosen Libyan targets… Isreal then feeds the US miss information about Iraq, posing as Iraqi defectors, too late lads wars already started we can’t do shit about it now says Senior Bush.

    The whole area is fucked and will always be until they get their pathetic second coming, someone convincing should walk in there and be like “sit, I r teh Jeebus, here is my 2nd leet”

    would solve the whole thing …. momentary pause … ?

    maybe the arabs will never be satisfied.

    in reply to: RO kickz joo & joo, bap-a-bah… bap-a-bap-a-dap-a-dah #31727
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    I wish I knew their names, 😳

    I have recommended DR put into rotation that one in the wood with trenches, it’s freaky.

    There the parachute one from the map pack – and another great tank battle where ruskies get captured german tanks meaning you really have to be sure of your targets before you fire/

    Also a hill one I played the other night, axis have to climb up a hill to a fort, the axis team i was on spent a good 20 mins creeping up there, i heard the first shots being fired so I arty’ed the fucking lot of them, got kicked for 9 TKs, didnt even get a chance to say check you map idiots!

    http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/7393/Summer+Offensive+Map+Pack

    in reply to: Old Lady Arrested for ‘Assault’ #31688
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    now thats what I like about americans, vigillantism, it’s in your blood.

    if I did that here, believe me I do want to, I would get found out 7 years later when forensics caught up with my shoesize, they scumbags would get £64,000 compensation, and I’d get life for multiple and premeditated GHB

    in reply to: Steven Seagal – Girl it’s alright #31514
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    spelled your name wrong twat!

    in reply to: Steven Seagal – Girl it’s alright #31511
    von smallhousen
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    3 seconds in. I’m hitting close faster than ho-chi-min at a bowl of rice, I’ll fuckin wrist lock that pony-tail faggot … if he ever comes on BF2 …

    .he doesn’t post here does he?

    in reply to: FH2 looking good.. #31378
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    it’s a fucking shame RO doesn’t have some D-Day maps, otherwise it might truely rock. All this fritz vs soviet is a bit repetative.

    artillery is nice though, and so is looking out the top of a Tiger tank spotting the little bastards and firing some whoop ass over the map right into the oncoming pissheads.

    MG42, – don’t look into the lights! .. I can’t help it they are so pretty! …AHH my legs are gone! (true story)

    in reply to: FAO anyone interested in Multiplayers.co.uk site #31167
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    half man- half machine, what does it mean, what does it meeean?

    The BF42 elders Hari and Steelbeans can be found on the DR forum playing O-Gay.me

    in reply to: Were bloody second #30664
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    you have gone up one – you used to be ‘third and fourth’ now you’re second and third -… obviously.

    in reply to: This is what 2142 should have looked like! #30584
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    Nice find btw!

    Do you think MECs would actually be beneficial in a war zone?

    Theres a lot of focus from the Japanese on them, imho the BF2142 MECs look a little more believeable, the large scale city stompers from Japan would just be a visual threat and nothing else, easy to take down via airstirke or spec forces, but the physics of such a giant machine… fuck.. imagine if you were a driver and crashed it, “thats a 60 billion dollar MEC you just pronged Cunningham! And yah took out half of Shanghai in the process.”

    in reply to: Anyone speak Spanish? #30591
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    Ce’ 8)

    in reply to: Kirtsy Allsop #30300
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    in reply to: So….. #30072
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    well in the write up it says it’s all about ‘soil’ –

    this could mean dirt, or panties, or dirty soiled panties.

    The year is 2142, and the dawn of some new Panties has thrown the world into a panic. The soil covered Panties can only feed a fraction of the Earth’s population. The math is simple and brutal: some will have dirty panties, most will die.
    In Battlefield 2142, players choose to fight for one of two military superpowers – the European Union or the newly formed Pan Asian Coalition – in an epic battle for Panties. Armed with a devastating arsenal of hi-tech panties, including assault panties, cloaking panties and sentry panties, players will also take control of the most lethal underwear known to man.

    in reply to: Kirtsy Allsop #30293
    von smallhousen
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    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    I did one that was so large my knees did not touch the bed when I was on top of her.

    /Shudders at the memory, even 18 years does not make it less horrible 😳 😯 🙁

    😯

    … 😯

    p.s. that Kirstay bird is alright, someone said something about fat birds and oil, they love a bit of it. yeah, I’d do her on holiday.

    in reply to: Get your old avatars back #30311
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    😆 brilliant collection m8, itchinads and lis my faves .. mcqueens is cool..

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