von smallhousen

unlock the MG36 support gun, that floozy will make you shit through the eye of a needle as you take out goon after goon using the two fire modes ‘pain’ and ‘max pain’, shoot at the belly of a chopper and watch the smoke come billowing out, whirly bird down! It even dices potatoes, all this firepower for just 50 hours gameplay, but wait… we’ll even throw in the PKM which is the ultimate stakeout and defense weapon, capable of blowing a mans head off with a single shot (if only the engine allowed for it) – the PKM will make you the master of spam fire, suppressing fire and woot fire, dare you point this weapon at your enemies and pull the trigger – it’s like a soft drink called murder! It tastes great…

in short, I am a big fan of the support class.

ooo, it’s like the da vinci code with all these conundrums,

consonant please carol … “D”
vowel.. “E”
consonant.. “V”
vowel “I”
consonant “L”

… hmm, three, Die. As in, to Die. Or a German word for ‘the’.

ok, consonant,.. “P”
consonant, “P”
consonant “S”
vowel please, “A”

Paps, as in show us yer paps carol.

£30 riding on Argentina to win the cup, what the fuck am I doing??

come on englands rose show the queen we still rule the waves, it’s been 40 years, you have to break the curse, do it for the Sun.

I find it hilarious and also strange that the Sun predict in the matches that England have played, had we been able to use Rooney, we would have won them by considerably more goals, Trinidad and Tobago would have suffered an 8-0 loss at the feet of Rooney, it’s a bit like saying if we’d had old Besty’s ghost up front, shilton marking the white line with his special urine, and jesus himself in midfield, and, … and the whole trinidad and tobago team were full of reincartnated Cardinal Richoleou’s off of Dogtanian we would have definatly beat them 1-0.

@TurksMeister wrote:

Can Satan backflip over a dustbin? If so, then they probably were!

satan invented the move whilst trying to dodge a roundhouse kick from chuck norris.

notice the word ‘trying’, suggesting that chuck norris did indeed manage to roundhouse kick the devil for just a few seconds.

yeah thanks, I mean having ‘unlocks’ on an unranked server is far more important than say … regular crashing to desktop.

😡 that music! that fkin music! it’s monday morning I don’t need that kind of shit pounding out on my surround system infecting my eardrums with 80’s revival.

spit.

Mind you them boots look sweet, they have been around since the days I used to watch Blue Peter and have sly wanks over Katy Hill before she went under the cosmetic hoover, – I love the way they make you look similar to the way satan walks when he’s just chillin, … infact it wouldn’t suprise me to find that these boots were modelled on the master of darkness.

been reading more about this since I learned wtf CTD meant 🙄 ,

the problem with CTD is that there are going to be X-amount of thousand variables that could cause it…

Old reports from BF2 say that it is an issue with Linux servers…

Then some later posts hint that without 2BG Ram you are going to suffer from CTD’s, I can’t see that anything inside the minimum spec would cause a CTD though. most interestingly, theres a few posts saying that excessive RAM and maxxed game settings will also cause CTD.

Screen size in game should match your monitor, and the latest Nvidia drivers 77.77 seem to be the standard..

but a few folks point here to a comment by EA on their latest patch

EA says:
Please also note that if you are experiencing CTD issues upon start up that any alternate-ranking redirections in your windows “Hosts” file must be removed.

so have you installed any mods? Tracing MY steps my problems acctually started to occur after I had installed the ‘AirShow MOD’ –