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  • in reply to: Hi again XDC Ogamers in uni 5 #21441
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Well, I don’t usually divulge any good targets, but check out 1:126:9…

    in reply to: Hi XDC guys #21433
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Hi BnD,

    Good to see you’re back here. Don’t listen to what anyone else says, Ogame rocks!

    Neon

    in reply to: still not enough for the scumbags. #21409
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I think you should be given extra time in jail if you’re found guilty of being ‘evil’. Seriously I do.

    What those guys did was evil, plain and simple, taking pleasure in the suffering, humiliation and degredation of others. I don’t want cnuts like that as part of the society I live in, they’re like a disease. They take, but never give anything worthwhile back to society.

    Put them on the organ donner list and leave them with the bare essentials they need to survive, one eye, one lung etc. And give the rest to the victims of scum like them who’ve been mutiliated and maimed, because some piece of filth was just thinking of themselves.

    Bah! I don’t know what to do with them really, but the fact we’ve got scum like this breathing the same air as me makes my blood boil.

    in reply to: Duxford #21334
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Actually maybe it’s a bad idea. What if Max thinks he’s actually playing Battlefield 1942 and flips out? He might jump into one of the tanks and go on a killing spree shouting “‘Ave it!”

    I’m not worried for my own safety you understand as I can lock myself in one of the toilets, but I’m worried about the ladies who run the tea room and what might happen to them.

    Just as well I took the toilets and the tea room into account during the planning stages eh?

    in reply to: Duxford #21333
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Maybe we should arrange an ‘XDC day out’ and all descend on Duxford en masse. A bit like one of Leigh Mallory’s ‘big wings’ in fact. They got a tea room and some toilets there as well, so there are two less things to worry about, when planning it.

    in reply to: CLASSIC man fights bear #21364
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Pah! I could fight a bear easily. Get one in a headlock and they’re soft as shite.

    in reply to: Duxford #21329
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Duxford is a fab day out. To be honest, it’s more of a weekend thing as there’s so much to see, especially if they let you walk around the rebuild and storage hangars.

    I’ve been to a few airshows there, and got a flight over London from there too. Duxford gets the official NeonSamurai ‘Fab Day Out’ stamp of approval.

    In fact, I was going to give my GF a season ticket for her birthday so she could visit Duxford as many times a year as she wanted to, but she said she’d rather die. Apparently Karen Millen vouchers are a ‘much better present’.

    in reply to: Devils rejects #21204
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    To be honest Munkee, there aren’t enough scenes in films these days wereby the hero grafts a chainsaw/robotic iron hand to the stump of his severed arm.

    “Yo! She bitch! Let’s go.”

    “We can take these deadites. We can take ’em! With science…”

    in reply to: Devils rejects #21202
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    “Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things: Jack and shit… and Jack just left town.”

    And of course:

    “Groovy”

    in reply to: Redecoration of the Forum #21287
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I thought BBLite wasn’t anything too special, but I think it looks nicer than the standard one without being too OTT.

    The poll is really just to get an idea of what style we’d like to see, rather than the definitive choice, so there’s probably loads better than BBLite, whilst keeping the same feeling.

    in reply to: Match on Sunday #21299
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    No weddings for me this Sunday, although I’ll be playing footie from 2 ’til 4. Count me in, unless you can find a trained monkey to fill in for me.

    in reply to: Breakfast tortillas #21094
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    ah yes! the gospel according to Neon!

    I had this yesterday with the young man………

    From Victoria all the way to the city all i had was this young man telling me how JC done this, Jehovah done that!!! well let me tell you it was a revelation….and i mean in the biblical sense!! By journey’s end, not only had i been converted to some scientific cult thing, but i had miraculously been unburdened of all monetary items! It was an amazing experience, one should savour the virtues of driving around Parliment Square in deep prayer, and i learnt something else; that the good Lord himself was the first assistant editor on the big Issue!

    Now, all you non-believers out there can mock but let me tell you, if this man says that toast is the work of the son of God then i agree! Cheese, now cheese on the other hand is clearly the work of Satan or John travolta or someone…….who else would make a product out of manky milk and make his fellow brethen eat it! come on, milk should be drunk, not eaten………….i learn’t that too yesterday!

    Well, first point Neonology isn’t a cult, it’s a genuine subscription based religion. But WET is indeed correct that by signing up for it you not only do you feel a weight lifted from you, but also you greatly improve your chances of going to heaven. Here’s a quick break down of the different super-value services that Neonology has to offer:

    Low user account: Aimed at people who sin a little bit. Maybe flick the ‘V’ once in a while, wee in shop doorways, that sort of thing. The package gives you a 25% chance of eternal life in heaven.*
    £849.99

    Frequent user account: If you’ve done a couple of armed robberies, punched a nun or done line dancing then this package will greatly increase your chance of getting past the pearly gates to a whopping 50%.*
    £2999.99

    Adolf Hitler: Folks who’ve been involved in mass genocide or sold their souls (or their children’s souls) to satan will find this package very appealing, increasing your chances of barging past st Paul to a massive 75%.*
    £149999.99~

    BTW WET, you still owe me £149934.17

    *Entry to heaven not guarenteed

    ~Offer includes a free evening out with Neon at an eatery of his choice, providing you’re paying

    in reply to: Breakfast tortillas #21093
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @airmessy wrote:

    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    You can’t beat toast, which (I’m pretty sure) was invented by Jesus in the bible. I think it was fish on toast or something, and he made it for 500 people, none of whom to my knowledge complained.

    By saying that toast can be beaten by any other breakfast foodstuff, you are effectively questioning the word of god.

    Sardines on toast.

    *Runs to kitchen*

    Woot i have sardines!!!!!!!

    Thats breakfast sorted 🙂

    Amen Messy.

    “And the lord did look down upon Airmessy and said “Let there be sardines”, and there was. And they were good. And then the lord did say “Airmessy, give me your love and I will give you eternal life. Simply send a cheque payable to Neon Enterprises, PO Box 666, Victoria, London for the paltry sum of £500. Or a postal order will do, if that’s easier.”

    in reply to: Attention XDC members #20865
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @XDC_JAR wrote:

    hello and i was wondering why i couldnty connect well quekks sorted me out ty mags and someday we all owe you a great big hug

    Hmmm… Sounds like we might be going for pinkvibes Snell, especially if a massive group hug is imminent 😉

    in reply to: Breakfast tortillas #21090
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    You can’t beat toast, which (I’m pretty sure) was invented by Jesus in the bible. I think it was fish on toast or something, and he made it for 500 people, none of whom to my knowledge complained.

    By saying that toast can be beaten by any other breakfast foodstuff, you are effectively questioning the word of god.

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