I am just so l33t, fuck me but I rock. I pwn all your asses online, fact it is, I would love to have all your asses IRL because I am a great big screaming bender.
Yes boys, I am comming out, after all these years, I am a fudgepacker. I prefer men to wimmin.
Yessiree, Its true, I had to get Phart to help me get the wife with child, took his bloody time too, but at least it kept her quite while I owned you biatches online.
Ave It Elton John
So, now that I have got that off my chest, anyone for a date? Insane, go on, I know you like blokes too. We can swap over, I am flexible, I will give and take. 8)