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After being disgusted at the sheer lack of terror watching Dracula 2000, some of my friends and I decided we could make a better horror film. We’ve taken the two most terrifying things we could think of; a bunch of classy birds alone in a house and Joey Deacon, combining them to make:
Movie makers tip: If you’re filming, don’t keep either laughing or hiccuping.
And I also appologise to you the viewers and also to Joey Deacon.
What no blood?
I bet you used to run after kids in the playground shouting “Joey” and sticking your tongue in your cheek dint ya?? 🙄
Can I be in the sequel.. As a reincarnated John Merrick? I do a good impression of him.. voice wise.. MadMax can be Rocky Dennis..
Heres an early picture of what he’d look like..
[/url]Insane you Joey! There is already a sequel:
Night of the Living Joeys: Pitch Joey
But it’s too big for YouTube. Although I must say that John Merric vs the Deacons in Night of the Living Joeys: Last Spaz Standing would be a movie blockbuster! The I could probably scrape together a budget in excess of £4 for that one.
Let’s do lunch.
We’ll discuss at next DSE meeting
I’ll jot down a few ideas.. I’ll front the fake blood, daddies sauce should do, cant waist that of Heinz.. And I think we should do it in a none windy flat too :/
Maybe we could introduce Stephen Hawkins as “Optimus Chair”.. he could be the new hero
I have a friend who does makeup for TV also.. I think we’d go places
Marla Dinosaurina (she wanted a stage name) was my GF at the time. There was never a dull moment I can tell you.
nice movie……..hows about rampage of the killer cabbie ??? Cool
Well we could just put a video camera in your cab and leave it running. How many hit and runs are you up to now? 2, 3 or is it now as many as 4 per day? 😉
Maybe we could introduce Stephen Hawkins as “Optimus Chair”.. he could be the new hero
Could do Insane. It would be quite the showdown Merrick and Hawking vs the Deacons. It’d be like Alien vs Predator, only more scary. This is going to be big baby! Bigger than Pluto Nash or Gigli, although maybe not as big as Norbit.
Stick with me and I’ll make you a star!
Now take off your clothes.
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